TGRR's Relationship Advice Thread.

[Freeky]

Dear Reverend,

Near as I can tell there are only two way for a relationship to end.

1) Breakup
2) Someone dies

Are there other ways for a relationship to end I am unaware of?

BabylonHorv would probably say, "decomposition".


Ooooo, that was bad. I feel bad now.

  No way you should feel bad, dude.  NO WAY.  That was fucking brilliant.

[President Television]

Whenever I feel attracted to someone, I deliberately cut myself off from them because being interested makes me feel like a creepy stalker. This generally results in at least two weeks of complete self-loathing. How do I stop this?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Whenever I feel attracted to someone, I deliberately cut myself off from them because being interested makes me feel like a creepy stalker. This generally results in at least two weeks of complete self-loathing. How do I stop this?

By flirting with them instead, and seeing where it goes.

SORRY, I AM NOT  THE LOVE DOKTOR BUT IMPULSE GOT HOLD OF ME.

[President Television]

Whenever I feel attracted to someone, I deliberately cut myself off from them because being interested makes me feel like a creepy stalker. This generally results in at least two weeks of complete self-loathing. How do I stop this?

By flirting with them instead, and seeing where it goes.

SORRY, I AM NOT  THE LOVE DOKTOR BUT IMPULSE GOT HOLD OF ME.

How does flirt?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Whenever I feel attracted to someone, I deliberately cut myself off from them because being interested makes me feel like a creepy stalker. This generally results in at least two weeks of complete self-loathing. How do I stop this?

By flirting with them instead, and seeing where it goes.

SORRY, I AM NOT  THE LOVE DOKTOR BUT IMPULSE GOT HOLD OF ME.

How does flirt?

Make eye contact and smile.

[President Television]

Whenever I feel attracted to someone, I deliberately cut myself off from them because being interested makes me feel like a creepy stalker. This generally results in at least two weeks of complete self-loathing. How do I stop this?

By flirting with them instead, and seeing where it goes.

SORRY, I AM NOT  THE LOVE DOKTOR BUT IMPULSE GOT HOLD OF ME.

How does flirt?

Make eye contact and smile.

I guess I'll give it a shot. Social anxiety and depression haven't been working out for me so far.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Dear Reverend;

I have my first date tonight in too many years to admit openly.    Any advice to keep me from making a complete ass out of myself and still carry on a conversation.  Having "drinks" at 7 and I am (at least at this moment) smart enough to NOT drink more than one drink.

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

!!!!  GOOD LUCK!

Thanks.  I'm just hoping I don't hurl on his shoes 

[Luna]

Dear Reverend;

I have my first date tonight in too many years to admit openly.    Any advice to keep me from making a complete ass out of myself and still carry on a conversation.  Having "drinks" at 7 and I am (at least at this moment) smart enough to NOT drink more than one drink.

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

!!!!  GOOD LUCK!

Thanks.  I'm just hoping I don't hurl on his shoes 

Good luck, Khara.  He'll either adore you for who you are, or he's not worthy of you.  Just relax and try to have a good time.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Dear Roger,

I introduced myself to a cute girl at Occupy in a way that she described later as a "sneak attack maneuver," bought her a chai tea, and walked around town talking for hours. She's articulate, mischievous, fluent in German and has current knowledge about the European financial crisis.

We may have a date this Saturday or for sure next weekend. I thank your Holy Personage™ for fixing my problem.

Sincerely,
Net

[Jenne]

Dear Reverend;

I have my first date tonight in too many years to admit openly.    Any advice to keep me from making a complete ass out of myself and still carry on a conversation.  Having "drinks" at 7 and I am (at least at this moment) smart enough to NOT drink more than one drink.

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

!!!!  GOOD LUCK!

Thanks.  I'm just hoping I don't hurl on his shoes 

At the risk of annoying dear Rog in his thread--I have to ask for UPDATE!!!  Let us know how it goes!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Whenever I feel attracted to someone, I deliberately cut myself off from them because being interested makes me feel like a creepy stalker. This generally results in at least two weeks of complete self-loathing. How do I stop this?

Become a hermit.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Dear Reverend:

Thank you for the advice, the date went quite well. Well, it went well for him and I'm apparently a better actress than I ever realized because he's asked for a second date.

What does one do when there is no initial physical spark?  Do you try to make one?  Do you think there needs to be an initial physical attraction on meeting?  Some little twinkle in the tummy kind of thing?

I don't want to waste this guys time or mine but well, he just doesn't push my buttons, as nice as he is.

Also, how to keep these men from messing with my hair?  What the fuck is up with that? 

Thank you!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Reverend:

Thank you for the advice, the date went quite well. Well, it went well for him and I'm apparently a better actress than I ever realized because he's asked for a second date.

What does one do when there is no initial physical spark?  Do you try to make one?  Do you think there needs to be an initial physical attraction on meeting?  Some little twinkle in the tummy kind of thing?

I don't want to waste this guys time or mine but well, he just doesn't push my buttons, as nice as he is.

Also, how to keep these men from messing with my hair?  What the fuck is up with that? 

Thank you!!!

1.  If it went well, give it a second shot, if you're comfortable around him.

2.  Once he puts his finger in your ear, you'll know he's serious.

[Freeky]

Dear Reverend:

Thank you for the advice, the date went quite well. Well, it went well for him and I'm apparently a better actress than I ever realized because he's asked for a second date.

What does one do when there is no initial physical spark?  Do you try to make one?  Do you think there needs to be an initial physical attraction on meeting?  Some little twinkle in the tummy kind of thing?

I don't want to waste this guys time or mine but well, he just doesn't push my buttons, as nice as he is.

Also, how to keep these men from messing with my hair?  What the fuck is up with that? 

Thank you!!!

1.  If it went well, give it a second shot, if you're comfortable around him.

2.  Once he puts his finger in your ear, you'll know he's serious.

That should be called that the Nigel-Earfinger test.

[President Television]

Whenever I feel attracted to someone, I deliberately cut myself off from them because being interested makes me feel like a creepy stalker. This generally results in at least two weeks of complete self-loathing. How do I stop this?

Become a hermit.

That's pretty much what I'm already doing.