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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 16, 2011, 08:33:13 PM

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EK WAFFLR

#30
November 16, 2011, 10:54:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 10:47:20 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 16, 2011, 10:46:17 PM
Holy Man,

How do I get GF to get implants?  :?

Tell her you'll get them first.

Seriously, just buy a fucking sex doll.

:lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#31
November 16, 2011, 10:58:02 PM
How do I meet these hot protester women that aren't interested in patchouli soaked bongos, wanton violence with police, or being homeless by choice? They all seem to be taken....
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
November 16, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 10:47:20 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 16, 2011, 10:46:17 PM
Holy Man,

How do I get GF to get implants?  :?

Tell her you'll get them first.

Seriously, just buy a fucking sex doll.

:potd:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Kai

#33
November 16, 2011, 11:00:48 PM
Dear The Good Reverend,

I am 9 hours away from my Phox. I only get to see her every few months. This is not a desirable situation. WAT DO?

Also, I accidentally my best friend. Twice. Everything's cool, nothing's weird. It was a good time. Should I do it again, or will all this eventually make things weird between us?

Love,

Kai, M.S.
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EK WAFFLR

#34
November 16, 2011, 11:06:24 PM
TGRR,

I am happy. Wat do?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
November 16, 2011, 11:17:27 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 16, 2011, 10:50:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 10:46:51 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 16, 2011, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 10:37:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 16, 2011, 10:11:49 PM
Dear TGRR,

Why do men think it's okay to lie?

No wait...why do I date men that think it's okay to lie?

No wait...


WHY DO I SUCK AT THIS, AND HOW CAN FIX?!

Develop better taste in men.  The things you go for are, apparently, predominately displayed in shitbags.  Go for different things, or just learn to accept it and wallow in your inner guido.

I don't have enough yellow gold to wallow...no more shitbags it is.

I don't believe that for one minute.

Just saying.  Because it ain't the guys, Suu, it's you picking them.  Whatever you've wired yourself to be attracted to is what's fucking you over time and time again, and frankly - not to be mean, here, just being straight with you - I don't think you're done kicking yourself in the ovaries just yet.

No I believe you. There is seriously something wrong with my taste in men. But, only in New England, as the guys I dated down yonder were actually sweethearts.

Then again...we were teenagers, and didn't have a shitton of emotional fucking baggage, either.



:lulz: Oh honey. You don't know baggage yet.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

PopeTom

#36
November 16, 2011, 11:40:12 PM
Dear Reverend,

Which country offers the best mail-order brides?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
November 16, 2011, 11:52:33 PM
Quote from: Agent Buttchug on November 16, 2011, 10:58:02 PM
How do I meet these hot protester women that aren't interested in patchouli soaked bongos, wanton violence with police, or being homeless by choice? They all seem to be taken....

By the way, all those cool stories you heard about women in the late 60s/early 70s?

Yeah.  There was about a dozen of them.  Total.  And they all fit into at least one of the catagories you mention above.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
November 16, 2011, 11:54:00 PM
Quote from: 'Kai' ZLB, M.S. on November 16, 2011, 11:00:48 PM
Dear The Good Reverend,

I am 9 hours away from my Phox. I only get to see her every few months. This is not a desirable situation. WAT DO?

Also, I accidentally my best friend. Twice. Everything's cool, nothing's weird. It was a good time. Should I do it again, or will all this eventually make things weird between us?

Love,

Kai, M.S.

1.  You move or she moves.  The other option, of course is a lifetime (2 lifetimes, to be precise) of regret over a missed opportunity for happiness.

2.  See #1.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
November 16, 2011, 11:54:39 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 16, 2011, 11:06:24 PM
TGRR,

I am happy. Wat do?

Ride it as long as you can.  Life is short.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
November 16, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 16, 2011, 11:40:12 PM
Dear Reverend,

Which country offers the best mail-order brides?

Depends.  Are you looking for someone that will rip you off, and then leave the moment she has her green card, or are you looking for someone you can abuse with impunity?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
November 17, 2011, 12:01:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 16, 2011, 11:40:12 PM
Dear Reverend,

Which country offers the best mail-order brides?

Depends.  Are you looking for someone that will rip you off, and then leave the moment she has her green card, or are you looking for someone you can abuse with impunity?



:lulz:

I have a little story about an old man and his wife that I ran into while walking the dog many years ago. I was chatting with this cute old guy who complimented my dog, and his wife shrieked something at him out of the kitchen door. He flinched and told me, "When I got out of the Army I was clueless and had no luck with women, so I decided to get myself a nice, subservient Asian mail-order bride who would do whatever I said. Boy was I wrong; that was 40 years ago and she still rules me with an iron fist."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#42
November 17, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 12:01:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 16, 2011, 11:40:12 PM
Dear Reverend,

Which country offers the best mail-order brides?

Depends.  Are you looking for someone that will rip you off, and then leave the moment she has her green card, or are you looking for someone you can abuse with impunity?



:lulz:

I have a little story about an old man and his wife that I ran into while walking the dog many years ago. I was chatting with this cute old guy who complimented my dog, and his wife shrieked something at him out of the kitchen door. He flinched and told me, "When I got out of the Army I was clueless and had no luck with women, so I decided to get myself a nice, subservient Asian mail-order bride who would do whatever I said. Boy was I wrong; that was 40 years ago and she still rules me with an iron fist."

No shit?  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
November 17, 2011, 12:05:14 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 17, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2011, 12:01:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on November 16, 2011, 11:40:12 PM
Dear Reverend,

Which country offers the best mail-order brides?

Depends.  Are you looking for someone that will rip you off, and then leave the moment she has her green card, or are you looking for someone you can abuse with impunity?



:lulz:

I have a little story about an old man and his wife that I ran into while walking the dog many years ago. I was chatting with this cute old guy who complimented my dog, and his wife shrieked something at him out of the kitchen door. He flinched and told me, "When I got out of the Army I was clueless and had no luck with women, so I decided to get myself a nice, subservient Asian mail-order bride who would do whatever I said. Boy was I wrong; that was 40 years ago and she still rules me with an iron fist."

No shit?  :lulz:

For real.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
November 17, 2011, 12:06:13 AM
Dear Reverend,

If this thing with EOT doesn't go anywhere, should I get a Ukrainian mail order husband, or should I travel to Peru and find one there?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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