ATTN The Wizard Joseph

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

^that right there^ is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.   

Mind Lazor science - finally explained!

Hahahaha what? I completely missed this somehow.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

^that right there^ is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.   

Mind Lazor science - finally explained!

If you stand directly in the path of my hate, you can't see it as hate.  It's more like the rules of the universe changed, and you don't know know what's going on, other than your butt really, really hurts.

[BadBeast]

That must be what happened to my Mate Spud a few years ago. He came round, rolled up in a carpet behind a Bath Nightclub. He didn't know how the hell he got there either. But I do remember him saying his butt "really really hurt." You sly old dog you!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

^that right there^ is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.   

Mind Lazor science - finally explained!

If you stand directly in the path of my hate, you can't see it as hate.  It's more like the rules of the universe changed, and you don't know know what's going on, other than your butt really, really hurts.

I am appreciating the complete logical disconnect in going from "BAWWWW you sheeple are only hating on me because Roger is!" to "BAWWWW you should not be hating on me if Roger isn't!"

Of course, I have also noticed that often people assume you're part of the fray even when you're nowhere to be seen. 

[Hoser McRhizzy]

It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

^that right there^ is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.   

Mind Lazor science - finally explained!

If you stand directly in the path of my hate, you can't see it as hate.  It's more like the rules of the universe changed, and you don't know know what's going on, other than your butt really, really hurts.

I am appreciating the complete logical disconnect in going from "BAWWWW you sheeple are only hating on me because Roger is!" to "BAWWWW you should not be hating on me if Roger isn't!"

Of course, I have also noticed that often people assume you're part of the fray even when you're nowhere to be seen. 

That's exactly it.  Then layer on a follow-the-alpha lecture for the slightly noobier-noob on the appropriate way to be angry on the internet...  It's a wonderful little sentence, really.

[trix]

It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

^that right there^ is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.   

Mind Lazor science - finally explained!

If you stand directly in the path of my hate, you can't see it as hate.  It's more like the rules of the universe changed, and you don't know know what's going on, other than your butt really, really hurts.

I am appreciating the complete logical disconnect in going from "BAWWWW you sheeple are only hating on me because Roger is!" to "BAWWWW you should not be hating on me if Roger isn't!"

Of course, I have also noticed that often people assume you're part of the fray even when you're nowhere to be seen. 

Personally I tend to blame GIGGLES for all board drama. That sick bastard.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Been pretty busy but I've got a couple of things to put on the table.|.


His sentences ITT and corresponding sentencing by yours truly.   

If he really thinks he has the power to give people cancer and he's trying to do it, well, I actually don't know what his reasons are because when I asked he said that answers were like urine so maybe along with thinking he can give people cancer he thinks I'm magically causing people to touch kids in which case I suppose I'd deserve cancer.

Ahem^! What I actually said was

Questions?  You have questions for me?   

Answers are like pissing, satisfying.. but if you're doing it for someone other than yourself you really should be getting something out of it.

That one as free... you know, just a taste.

I never said I was trying anything like actually "hexing" you.  You have a fundamental disconnect from reality and I exploited it for a telling reaction.  That said, I do have the potential to give you cancer, but lack the resources. Frankly I also lack true motivation.  I'm also not a murderer.  If I was to pop my cherry and have to kill, you would not be the one, Babi. Sorry.

Attempting to re-state my wording is pathetic by the way.   
So is the ALSO telling diversion to pretending I might think you can magically make people do bad things.

Not sure you knew that.. so you get another free answer from me I guess.  I got something out of it already.

So what made you decide, after I'd been posting fairly regularly for several weeks, that a thread that I made looking for ideas for Christmas presents was where you needed to start shitting on me?

You can run, but you can't hide, you fat disgusting perv.

I'm not hiding, you sexy sexy man.  You know I love the way you poop on me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, nobody can hate like you.

Usually I'm not into scat, but for you.....

You must, because you continually come looking for it.

This one ain't going away, corpsefucker.

Why would you revel in your wretched masochism?  Did you lose someone very close and never get closure?  You seem to need answers and attention,but put up little tantrums instead of EARNING BOTH like an adult.  You can't even do a decent big tantrum.  You must have been pretty young when the trauma happened whatever it was.  You are stuck as a child. 

Whores and Brides alike wear veils.  As you are now you are unfit to pull back the veil on either.  You seem to have only managed to tangle and mangle them.  They have become your chains you fool.   I already gave you the solution to the knots:

Ahem again^!!

Just for the audience here.. never NEVER post a personal sigil tat and partial image of yourself on a forum where there may be dastardly types that understand and are ENTIRELY unafraid to fuck with the "laws" of sympathy and contagion.  Not if you think there's really something like Maaahjjj*jkdsjas@nh$¹ in the world.. schmuck.

¹Thanks to Alty for showing me the proper spelling shortly after I got here.

²THIS CAN BE FUCKING ARRANGED!!!  I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU MADE THAT PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN UPSET!!  I WAS JUST SNAPPING AT AN OPPORTUNE MOMENT ON A D-BAG PSEUDO-SORCERER THAT THINKS THERE IS OCCASIONALLY AN OK TIME FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO TOUCH KIDS!  THIS MAKES ELLEGUA EXTREMELY FUCKING UPSET!!  IF I DON'T GET TO SLEEP YOU DON'T EITHER. 


Of course none of this could possibly be a problem for you Babs if you simply clap you hands and admit that there is no magic, admit to yourself and others that you are an untalented charlatan, and go get therapy for that death-fixation of yours right?  I mean, how serious about this could I possibly be?

I think you would do well to commit to the abandonment of all pretense of magical ability, bury whatever books and implements you can't even think of letting go of, and quit using imaginary advice from the tarot to bilk those more foolish than you out of their hard-earned imaginary currency. 

That's just a badly needed, unsolicited opinion injection not an answer.  You're welcome. 

If you're hexing me with cancer, well if you actually believe that works you are a really fucked up puppy. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's alright babs, as long as he fantasises about sexxoring the hell out of you while you cancer to death it's all good.

The important difference is that I don't think my fantasies actually cause anyone to die.

You should consider that your fantasies are causing you to die on your feet.  The spirit of man is meant to dance and innovate.  As long as you pretend to the mysteries you will be a trundling zombi with will and mind in a harness of your own making built to the specifications of dead men long gone. IF there is magic and spirits or whatever then you are their slave and doubly a fool.  They just won't be there for you in one sense or another.  Fucking start over!

Did Babs seriously think that TWJ was hexing him?

REALLY? 

From his flexing of his "sympathy and contagion" muscles, yes, I thought that was his intent. <--- ETA:  sucker! - TWJ

No, I didn't think it was going to work, but just because I don't think it works doesn't mean Joe doesn't think it works.

You are being deliberately dishonest, given the other paragraphs he wrote, in which he made fun of anyone who believes in that shit.

Fuck off.

I didn't read those.

I haven't seen much worth reading from Joseph so I kinda skim over his contributions unless someone who is worth reading responds to something he said.

NOT MY PROBLEM BABAHO!

Opinions of my worth are of no concern to me.  That seems the primary difference between us in a way.  You NEED to know and be known for knowing things you baby.  I know things and don't mind looking like a fool as I test their worth.  I then discard what I don't find useful and, en-lightened in the unburdened sense go seek new stuff.  It keeps me occupied.



TL;DR: fuck you Babalon. Read Moar.  Get a better hobby.  Sorry to hear about your problems.  Really.
Do consider giving up on the magic shtick, it's not working for you.  It owns you. The knots loosen up a bit when you stop struggling.

[The Wizard Joseph]

TWJ is sorta growing on me now.

Yeah, likewise.

There's a cream for that.  

[BabylonHoruv]

It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

^that right there^ is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.   

Mind Lazor science - finally explained!

If you stand directly in the path of my hate, you can't see it as hate.  It's more like the rules of the universe changed, and you don't know know what's going on, other than your butt really, really hurts.

I am appreciating the complete logical disconnect in going from "BAWWWW you sheeple are only hating on me because Roger is!" to "BAWWWW you should not be hating on me if Roger isn't!"

Of course, I have also noticed that often people assume you're part of the fray even when you're nowhere to be seen. 

That's exactly it.  Then layer on a follow-the-alpha lecture for the slightly noobier-noob on the appropriate way to be angry on the internet...  It's a wonderful little sentence, really.

I'm not a noob.

I'm a punching bag.

There's still hope for noobs.

[Salty]

It's often not a bad idea to look at the person who spews the most hate and hey, if he's not spewing any, it's probably not appropriate.

^that right there^ is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.   

Mind Lazor science - finally explained!

If you stand directly in the path of my hate, you can't see it as hate.  It's more like the rules of the universe changed, and you don't know know what's going on, other than your butt really, really hurts.

I am appreciating the complete logical disconnect in going from "BAWWWW you sheeple are only hating on me because Roger is!" to "BAWWWW you should not be hating on me if Roger isn't!"

Of course, I have also noticed that often people assume you're part of the fray even when you're nowhere to be seen. 

That's exactly it.  Then layer on a follow-the-alpha lecture for the slightly noobier-noob on the appropriate way to be angry on the internet...  It's a wonderful little sentence, really.

I'm not a noob.

I'm a punching bag.

There's still hope for noobs.

[Juana]

My thoughts exactly, Alty.

[BabylonHoruv]

I wasn't complaining, I was clarifying.  I know where to go to get my dose of negative attention, and that's something any attention whore should be greatful for.

[Salty]

Whatever. You wear whatever emotion suits you but if you think we can't tell that you're all butthurt because you have no friends here you're only fooling yourself.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wasn't complaining, I was clarifying.  I know where to go to get my dose of negative attention, and that's something any attention whore should be greatful for.

You're pathetic.

And you wrecked cancer Jesus.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I wasn't complaining, I was clarifying.  I know where to go to get my dose of negative attention, and that's something any attention whore should be greatful for.

You're pathetic.

And you wrecked cancer Jesus.

Cancer Jesus?