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ATTN The Wizard Joseph

Started by BabylonHoruv, November 17, 2011, 05:01:34 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt


Cain


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Elder Iptuous

so, i work within spitting distance of the cowboys stadium where Ms. Swift recently performed.
there are apparently a shit ton of fans for this lass, as it was difficult to get out of our parking lot that night...

Dysfunctional Cunt

Taken seperately, her parts are attractive, but together on her face I find her extremely odd looking.  Something about her eyes combined with her hair.  She looks squished.

Joy likes a couple of her songs.  As teen singers go she could be a much worse role model I guess.

I personally prefer my singers to have actual talent, but I'm old school like that.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 23, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Youtube as always, shall provide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av2e

That's NOT OK.

It's.....

It's ok that I want terrible things to happen to her right?

I mean, it was obnoxious as hell. The verses didn't even sound close to belonging with that chorus. The chorus was My Darling Clementine. What the hell is swagger jagger? I'm so confused.....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

although i am not able to access the youtubes from work, i did a GIS on her, and i gotta say, she's very pretty.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Hoser McRhizzy

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Why is Mick Jagger showing up in people's lyrics?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

Because it rhymes with swagger.  Apparently, "swag" is a phenomenon, state of being or tangible consumer item which people either have or can "jack." 
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:roflcake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
This is OK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg&ob=av3e

I confess that I've danced to this in my kitchen.  (oh the shame!)
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on November 23, 2011, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Why is Mick Jagger showing up in people's lyrics?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

Because it rhymes with swagger.  Apparently, "swag" is a phenomenon, state of being or tangible consumer item which people either have or can "jack." 
   \
:roflcake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
This is OK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg&ob=av3e

I confess that I've danced to this in my kitchen.  (oh the shame!)

So does dagger. And some other things but dagger came to mind pretty quickly.  :wink:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Kids just figured out Mick Jagger was awesome.

Bob Dylan is next. Be prepared.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on November 23, 2011, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Why is Mick Jagger showing up in people's lyrics?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

Because it rhymes with swagger.  Apparently, "swag" is a phenomenon, state of being or tangible consumer item which people either have or can "jack." 
   \
:roflcake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
This is OK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg&ob=av3e

I confess that I've danced to this in my kitchen.  (oh the shame!)

It's a sweet sweet secret shame.

Swag is a term that's been around for at least 20 years. An old boyfriend of mine had a last name that shortened nicely to "Swag".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Oh, please.  You're overlooking the hottest new artist out there!  And I KNOW you know her.  I know you LOVE her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbZKQIUZvM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."