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advice thread. where golf shoes = my new neighbour

Started by Hoser McRhizzy, November 19, 2011, 09:19:47 AM

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Freeky

Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
Subtle, at first.  Does he have a live-in SO?  If so, go with the cards sent from out of state.

Hell, send flowers.  With a card saying, "I can't forget the special time we spent together.  Call me.  Love, George."

Shit, have PDers send the cards! 

Hoser McRhizzy

 :noodledance:

Making a list. 

*sniff-sniff* ... love... you guys... 

But this right here?

Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
... German...

Quote from: moose on November 20, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
... German...

That's just sick.   :lol:
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Hoser McRhizzy

Leaving out anything that
- would affect the rest of the women in the apartments around him,
- would lead to re-infestation of this block of housing,
- involves physical contact with him (or sharing more space than we already do),
- will fuck with an honest person's business,
- makes me or my lady love a mafia target,
- involves making this building smell even more like feces,
this is an incredibly fucked-up to-do list for this year.   :lol:  Thank you!

While I can't make him less stupid, angry, egocentric or loud, I can give him some of the attention he so desperately craves.   :evil:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2011, 04:26:34 PM
I got nothing.

At the point you've reached, I typically just resort to violence.

I fantasise about it, believe me.  It's just not an option.
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

LMNO

Do you have your landlord's phone number?

If so, every time it gets loud, call him/her up so they can hear what's going on.  Sort of like the idea of timestamping a DVD, but it makes the landlord much more involved.  A week of calls at 3:00 am should prompt some action; either he'll speak to the neighbor, or he'll break your lease.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Science me, babby on November 20, 2011, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
Subtle, at first.  Does he have a live-in SO?  If so, go with the cards sent from out of state.

Hell, send flowers.  With a card saying, "I can't forget the special time we spent together.  Call me.  Love, George."

Shit, have PDers send the cards! 

Yes. Give us the address. Construction paper and pornos make awesome cards.
ARTS AND CRAFTS ARE FUN

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 21, 2011, 02:37:26 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 20, 2011, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
Subtle, at first.  Does he have a live-in SO?  If so, go with the cards sent from out of state.

Hell, send flowers.  With a card saying, "I can't forget the special time we spent together.  Call me.  Love, George."

Shit, have PDers send the cards! 

Yes. Give us the address. Construction paper and pornos make awesome cards.
ARTS AND CRAFTS ARE FUN

THIS!!  I will be happy to mail in my artistic creations.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Does he have a vehicle with an alarm?

At our last apartment, the people upstairs played their music so loud that my light fixtures would go on and off.  The landlord never did shit.

They had a car with an alarm that could be triggered rather easily.

Everytime their music started, we set off their car alarm.  I actually moved before they put it together, but watching them run up and down the stairs to shut the alarm off was worth the lightbulb replacement over the years.


ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: Khara on November 21, 2011, 03:07:15 PM
Does he have a vehicle with an alarm?

At our last apartment, the people upstairs played their music so loud that my light fixtures would go on and off.  The landlord never did shit.

They had a car with an alarm that could be triggered rather easily.

Everytime their music started, we set off their car alarm.  I actually moved before they put it together, but watching them run up and down the stairs to shut the alarm off was worth the lightbulb replacement over the years.


:lulz:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Freeky

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 21, 2011, 02:37:26 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 20, 2011, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 20, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
Subtle, at first.  Does he have a live-in SO?  If so, go with the cards sent from out of state.

Hell, send flowers.  With a card saying, "I can't forget the special time we spent together.  Call me.  Love, George."

Shit, have PDers send the cards! 

Yes. Give us the address. Construction paper and pornos make awesome cards.
ARTS AND CRAFTS ARE FUN

SO VERY FUN.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

If Hoser doesn't go for this, I think a PD.com pornographic Christmas card exchange is in order.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Net on November 21, 2011, 03:58:44 PM
If Hoser doesn't go for this, I think a PD.com pornographic Christmas card exchange is in order.

wunderbar!

Luna

Quote from: Net on November 21, 2011, 03:58:44 PM
If Hoser doesn't go for this, I think a PD.com pornographic Christmas card exchange is in order.

Oh...   Oh, yes.   :lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Khara on November 21, 2011, 03:07:15 PM
Does he have a vehicle with an alarm?

At our last apartment, the people upstairs played their music so loud that my light fixtures would go on and off.  The landlord never did shit.

They had a car with an alarm that could be triggered rather easily.

Everytime their music started, we set off their car alarm.  I actually moved before they put it together, but watching them run up and down the stairs to shut the alarm off was worth the lightbulb replacement over the years.



Brilliant!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Start collecting sign-me-up cards.  Book clubs. Political mailings.  Junk mail.  Sign him up for EVERYTHING.  Magazine subscriptions...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."