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JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2011, 06:51:47 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

November 22, 2011, 06:51:47 PM
I really, really, have reached my last straw with having the fucking plaintive Oliver Twist visage of Jimmy Wales looking at me every time I go to Wikipedia. It's making me start to AVOID THE SHIT out of Wikipedia, which is too bad because it's actually a useful resource.

So.

http://www.change.org/petitions/jimmy-wales-founder-of-wikipedia-replace-the-image-of-jimmy-wales-with-that-of-a-golden-retriever#

Can anyone make a big-eye version of the Jimmy Wales pics? The large, dewy, slightly weepy eyes of Wikipedia's founder need to haunt the soul of the internet. Fucking please. Like it could get any worse.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
November 22, 2011, 06:56:57 PM
But it's a PERSONAL APPEAL, Nigel...He has deigned to talk to us, the little people.

How can you be so fucking disrespectful and insensitive?
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Cain

#2
November 22, 2011, 06:59:45 PM
I didn't even know what you were talking about, until I allowed javascript to run on Wikipedia.  Needless to say, I turned it off 10 seconds later.

Here's an idea: tell Jimbo you will donate money, in return for his lame IRC flirting and noodz.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
November 22, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
Does anyone have the picture of a fucking adorable Golden Retriever I can use? Legally?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#4
November 22, 2011, 08:10:36 PM
Aww, but how can you not love that adorable Objectivist mug...



OH GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
November 22, 2011, 08:19:56 PM
I WILL DONATE $5 THE SECOND HE CHANGES HIS FACE TO A PICTURE OF A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

I SWEAR TO GOD.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#6
November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Is it still doing it?

I'm not seeing it anymore, which may have something to do with me donating $20 a couple days ago.


Also,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
November 22, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Is it still doing it?

I'm not seeing it anymore, which may have something to do with me donating $20 a couple days ago.


Also,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia

Yeah, you can make it go away by donating.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#8
November 22, 2011, 10:23:10 PM
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
November 22, 2011, 10:30:59 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#10
November 23, 2011, 03:15:12 AM
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Suu

#11
November 23, 2011, 03:42:58 AM
LOL!!!
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#12
November 23, 2011, 05:36:28 AM
Oh hi, Nigel.
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#13
November 23, 2011, 05:58:48 AM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
November 23, 2011, 09:09:50 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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