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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 22, 2011, 09:00:13 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 22, 2011, 09:00:13 PM
Is that WE AMERICANS have 6,400 nuclear weapons, and he only has three.

There's really no need to be afraid of him, unless you live within driving distance of Boston.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
November 22, 2011, 09:04:04 PM
Yes, I have three nukes.



IN MAH PANCE!


:nuke:
:lmnuendo:

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 22, 2011, 09:05:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 22, 2011, 09:04:04 PM
Yes, I have three nukes.



IN MAH PANCE!


:nuke:
:lmnuendo:

Rumor is, he also has a Long March Rocket, but the Chinese deny selling it, and Mrs LMNO isn't telling.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
November 22, 2011, 09:09:10 PM
Well im fucked. Not only am i in boston but were in the same neighborhood.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Eater of Clowns

#5
November 22, 2011, 09:46:51 PM
The south coast of Massachusetts hasn't seen a glory day since it harpooned its last gentle sea giant.  We're a region that gets by.  That's exceedingly good at getting by, really.  Some of that has to do with just an old fashioned stubborn work ethic.  We're workers around this way, whether its hard labor or just an office job, we really go at it.  It helps us forget the other reason we don't kill each other.  It helps us forget The Presence.

I really shouldn't be saying anything.  We don't talk about it and we certainly don't tell outsiders about it.  The last thing we need is to disrupt our muted, sepia toned heaven with reporters or glory seekers or the sort that's attracted to stories.  Sure it's fun to see the brave tremble.  Of course the next whore for fame deserves exactly the sort of thing that comes to them.  When you get a malevolent force rising in your neighborhood, feel free to go at it however you'd like.  Me, I'm going to live.

It sounds like drums.  They don't rumble your heart or shake your spine like a big subwoofer, they don't loosen up your brain stem like some rock show.  They hammer at your psyche.  Ever seen that infamous viral video?  This guy's having what looks like a breakdown.  He's screaming and clawing in a heap on the pavement.  People just walk by him, pretending he's not there?  That neighborhood took a lot of shit after that one.  It's easy to judge that kind of behavior when you don't see it everytime those drums start up.

Anyway I'm not afraid of LMNO's nukes.  I'm afraid of his drumsticks.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
November 22, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
:mittens:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
November 22, 2011, 10:00:49 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#8
November 22, 2011, 11:07:44 PM
Nuking Providence would be doing Boston a favor, that's why we have the patented protective bubble, which is generated from the towers of the Mt. Hope and Pell Bridges. The only caveat is that if the wind blows the right way, the bubble covers Fall River, but it's a small price to pay so that we can remain on the map and remind Patriot fans that the team belongs to us by proximity of Foxboro, and not Boston.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#9
November 22, 2011, 11:19:03 PM
...and as I type this, fireworks go off downtown for Providence's 375th birthday celebration.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#10
November 23, 2011, 01:32:22 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 22, 2011, 09:46:51 PM
The south coast of Massachusetts hasn't seen a glory day since it harpooned its last gentle sea giant.  We're a region that gets by.  That's exceedingly good at getting by, really.  Some of that has to do with just an old fashioned stubborn work ethic.  We're workers around this way, whether its hard labor or just an office job, we really go at it.  It helps us forget the other reason we don't kill each other.  It helps us forget The Presence.

I really shouldn't be saying anything.  We don't talk about it and we certainly don't tell outsiders about it.  The last thing we need is to disrupt our muted, sepia toned heaven with reporters or glory seekers or the sort that's attracted to stories.  Sure it's fun to see the brave tremble.  Of course the next whore for fame deserves exactly the sort of thing that comes to them.  When you get a malevolent force rising in your neighborhood, feel free to go at it however you'd like.  Me, I'm going to live.

It sounds like drums.  They don't rumble your heart or shake your spine like a big subwoofer, they don't loosen up your brain stem like some rock show.  They hammer at your psyche.  Ever seen that infamous viral video?  This guy's having what looks like a breakdown.  He's screaming and clawing in a heap on the pavement.  People just walk by him, pretending he's not there?  That neighborhood took a lot of shit after that one.  It's easy to judge that kind of behavior when you don't see it everytime those drums start up.

Anyway I'm not afraid of LMNO's nukes.  I'm afraid of his drumsticks.


:lulz:

So, when you coming up to Boston so I can buy you a drink and show how much I love you for writing that?

Eater of Clowns

#11
November 23, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2011, 01:32:22 PM
:lulz:

So, when you coming up to Boston so I can buy you a drink and show how much I love you for writing that?

Ohhhh no you don't, I'm not falling for that one.  Not after I said at the meatup "yeah too bad I missed the last one and couldn't hang out with LMNO" and was greeted by the 1000-yard stare.  By five different people (Cram, oddly, just drooled excessively).
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

#12
November 23, 2011, 08:20:19 PM
They simply couldn't handle the Beat.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#13
November 23, 2011, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2011, 08:20:19 PM
They simply couldn't handle the Beat.


Couldn't handle it or did they drop it?





















I should probably run now except I live really far away from our beloved LMNO.  :lulz:

Payne

#14
November 24, 2011, 06:39:56 AM
Quote from: Khara on November 23, 2011, 08:41:55 PM
I should probably run now except I live really far away from our beloved LMNO.  :lulz:

No Khara. I am your further.
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