One thing to remember about LMNO

[Triple Zero]

Cram, oddly, just drooled excessively.

The whole. fucking. weekend. We tried stuffing his throat with toilet paper, but it just kept on gushing. It was like a torrential flooding, ground hogs crawled out of their nests because they'd drown otherwise, the whole area was getting submerged, we had to tie him down at at the ground floor, firehose/mouth pointed down, while the rest of us went upstairs in search for higher ground. Then there was this sound, like a rumbling, it started slowly and got louder, it was like an army of 7000 bass-baritone opera singers all belching at the same time. We saw ground slowly receding below us, while the gaseous jet erupted from his throat. I am not sure if it was on fire, but it was somehow glowing. The house was airborne.

And that is how we flew around and got everybody home safely.

Afterwards, Cramulus said he felt much better after a glass of warm milk. Everybody else sort of kept their distance.

[Eater of Clowns]

The ground hog stew that night was really fantastic.