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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, November 23, 2011, 04:02:53 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

November 23, 2011, 04:02:53 AM
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Murmur

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November 23, 2011, 04:22:45 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Suu

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November 23, 2011, 04:30:54 AM
AWESOME!
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Nephew Twiddleton

#3
November 23, 2011, 04:46:14 AM
With R&S you can never tell if that sort of thing is going to get you best answer.

Apparently I'm up 10 points.
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Telarus

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November 23, 2011, 06:46:34 AM
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November 23, 2011, 09:18:40 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

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November 23, 2011, 12:39:39 PM
lail, Twid got best answer.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
November 23, 2011, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 23, 2011, 12:39:39 PM
lail, Twid got best answer.

Apparently Roger isn't bullshitting about that Holyness thing.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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The Good Reverend Roger

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November 23, 2011, 03:09:15 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 23, 2011, 12:39:39 PM
lail, Twid got best answer.

Apparently Roger isn't bullshitting about that Holyness thing.

:lulz:

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

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November 23, 2011, 03:12:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2011, 03:09:15 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 23, 2011, 12:39:39 PM
lail, Twid got best answer.

Apparently Roger isn't bullshitting about that Holyness thing.

:lulz:

It is not the business of a Holy Man™ to bullshit you.

The asker's response is priceless.

5 stars and a "I love cheap bourbon"
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Anna Mae Bollocks

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November 23, 2011, 03:18:42 PM
That fucking delivers.  :lulz:
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