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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2015, 06:12:53 pm »

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2015, 08:28:30 pm »
Yams are still not food.  Just saying.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2015, 08:28:54 pm »
Except if you eat them backward, and that seems to be the case here.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2015, 08:37:43 pm »
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2015, 09:33:42 pm »
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.

Actually in some rant or another, years ago, I exhorted Nigel to "HAMMER THAT YAM RIGHT UP MY GUTS, MISTRESS", and it sort of took on a life of it's own.  Now there's people walking bow-legged all over Portland, and nobody even jokes about having sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2015, 08:31:51 pm »
ITT: Candied Yams becomes a euphemism for getting a Nigeling in the butts.

Actually in some rant or another, years ago, I exhorted Nigel to "HAMMER THAT YAM RIGHT UP MY GUTS, MISTRESS", and it sort of took on a life of it's own.  Now there's people walking bow-legged all over Portland, and nobody even jokes about having sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving.

You should see people cringe when yams are mentioned.

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2015, 10:28:48 pm »
See at PD "yammering" is a compound word with quite an upsetting definition.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2015, 11:36:06 pm »
See at PD "yammering" is a compound word with quite an upsetting definition.

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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.