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Candied Yams
« on: November 24, 2011, 06:50:51 am »
One Fuckton of butter.
An assload of brown sugar.
A Christcubit of marshmallow.
A dash of salt.

And BAM:


Eat it!
Seriously, eat it. It's good.
Turns into jello the next day.

Take that yams.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2011, 06:55:43 am »
Sweet balls dude that looks terrible.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2011, 06:58:12 am »
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!



































ASSRAPING YAMS.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2011, 07:03:07 am »
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2011, 08:21:29 am »
I fail to see the problem here.
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2011, 08:33:48 am »
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No idea why this is so funny.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2011, 03:23:56 pm »
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.

I fail to see the problem here.

:mittens:

Any recipe which begins with:

One Fuckton of butter.
An assload of brown sugar.

Is pretty much automatically epic.

Actually, that's kinda how great-grandma's cinnamon roll recipe works...  Not quite in those words, but...
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2011, 08:27:09 pm »
HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT MY MASHED POTATO RECIPE?

Butter
Cream
Salt
Pepper

Throw them into a bowl and mash them together and then you get this:

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2011, 08:37:56 pm »
HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT MY MASHED POTATO RECIPE?

Butter
Cream
Salt
Pepper

Throw them into a bowl and mash them together and then you get this:



 :lulz: I insist that you develop this into a full troll.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2011, 08:43:31 pm »
 :lol:
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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2011, 09:01:03 pm »
I WAS IN CHARGE OF CRANBERRY SAUCE FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR, BECAUSE MY SISTER THINKS I'M THE SPECIAL KID IN CLASS AND CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK.  SO HERE'S MY CRANBERRY SAUCE RECIPE.

water
sugar

Put those in a pot on medium low for like 15 minutes and then let it cool and you get this

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2011, 09:29:58 pm »
:mittens:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2011, 10:41:28 pm »
I TRIED MAKING ALTY'S RECIPE BUT ALL I GOT WAS A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MARSHMALLOW AND BUTTER AND SALT BECAUSE THE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING LIST YAMS AS AN INGREDIENT.

The Yams are an emergent property that arise from the increasing complexity of the already existing ingredients.  I guess what I'm saying is, needs more mashmallow.

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2011, 07:44:51 am »
EOC made me hyperventilate from the funny.

Yuo = bad man. :cry:
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: Candied Yams
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2011, 08:47:38 am »
FUCK YOU MY FAMILY WAS KILLED BY BANDS OF ASSRAPING YAMS!



































ASSRAPING YAMS.

NIGEL WILL HAMMER YAMS UP ALTY'S ASS

IF ALTY ASKS NICELY.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”