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LMNO, I have Holy Bidness for you.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 24, 2011, 10:31:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 24, 2011, 10:31:20 PM
You will write a song describing Tucson, that all may know of its glory and shit upon it from a great height.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
November 25, 2011, 03:36:36 AM
I will request lyrical advice from you, but I'm already having ideas, musically.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 25, 2011, 03:40:29 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 25, 2011, 03:36:36 AM
I will request lyrical advice from you, but I'm already having ideas, musically.

I have to go in to work for a bit tomorrow, and fuck me if I'm actually going to DO any work, so I will spew some shit then.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 25, 2011, 05:12:17 PM
Things to consider about Tucson:

38% real unemployment.
4th highest suicide rate in the nation.
The gap between rich and poor is higher than the national norm.
Dead hookers in the dumpsters, because we have very polite killers, who tidy up after themselves.
A guy got shot while he was being shot.
2 good humor men murdered for the < $50 in their cashboxes, one in 2005, and one in 2011.
This is the national spawning ground for insane perverts.
We know what the bottom of the bourbon bottle looks like.
Regular and horrendous car accidents.

and of course

Nobody gets out alive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#4
November 25, 2011, 06:56:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 25, 2011, 03:36:36 AM
I will request lyrical advice from you, but I'm already having ideas, musically.

Trash Can Lids?

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO

#5
November 26, 2011, 04:29:00 PM
Close. I'm taking inspiration from Waits' uglier songs.

Goin down to Tucson,
Down to Tucson
Gonna head downtown
N get real gone.

LMNO

#6
November 26, 2011, 07:17:21 PM
Tucson

Little Sally Mae, the dumpster girl
The streets were her office, 
The gutters her world

Here comes creepy Johnny,
He's a polite man
When he was done
He left her body in a trash can

Here he comes now
The king of fourth street
He got a scowl
For everyone he meet

They found him last night
Murder by default
He was shot while getting shot
Police say it weren't they fault

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
November 27, 2011, 03:24:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 26, 2011, 07:17:21 PM
Tucson

Little Sally Mae, the dumpster girl
The streets were her office, 
The gutters her world

Here comes creepy Johnny,
He's a polite man
When he was done
He left her body in a trash can

Here he comes now
The king of fourth street
He got a scowl
For everyone he meet

They found him last night
Murder by default
He was shot while getting shot
Police say it weren't they fault

Wow.

Now let's hear it to music.

Also needs at least one more verse...Because the most important thing about Tucson is that you can't ever leave.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#9
November 27, 2011, 07:56:17 PM
Yeah, I'm working on a couple more. One about the sausage monster, and the one about not leaving.

Might throw in some of the Mythos, maybe reference the Black Madonna.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 28, 2011, 02:24:12 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 27, 2011, 07:56:17 PM
Yeah, I'm working on a couple more. One about the sausage monster, and the one about not leaving.

Might throw in some of the Mythos, maybe reference the Black Madonna.

Sausage creature, to be precise.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
November 28, 2011, 02:27:13 AM
Oh, right. Cool, better available rhymes.

LMNO

#12
November 28, 2011, 05:46:29 PM
Hey there Sam, whaddaya say
You got a V6, you got right of way
If whiskey's a religion, you'd be a preacher
And when you crossed that yellow line,
you met the sausage creature.

Freeky

#13
November 28, 2011, 06:41:02 PM
It's like you've lived here.

LMNO

#14
November 28, 2011, 07:07:22 PM
Tweaker Joe sucks back a bottle of vermouth
He's so far gone, he only speaks the truth
There's nowhere to run, and he should know
Once Tucson has got ya, it'll never let go
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