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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 28, 2011, 02:23:31 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 28, 2011, 02:23:31 AM
Oh, yeah, my son is.

I just found out he got hollered at by the Drill Instructors for not telling them he was sick...He had a mild case of pneumonia, but didn't go on sick call despite the fever because he didn't want to miss the obstacle course.  So he runs the fucking thing with PNEUMONIA, and THEN goes on sick call.  A week later, he's more or less back on his feet, and they've decided not to put him back a class due to the missed training time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1
November 28, 2011, 02:29:00 AM
It sounds like the corp just got a model example of what a marine should he.
Also sounds like whoever they point him towards ought to have a healthy does of the Fear.
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Aucoq

#2
November 28, 2011, 02:56:56 AM
That's awesome!  Your son is a total badass!
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#3
November 28, 2011, 03:06:03 AM
Fuckyeah.  You can train people to do all sorts of things, but you can't train a man to do that.
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#4
November 28, 2011, 03:19:08 AM
:mittens:
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#5
November 28, 2011, 04:31:16 AM
\m/
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#6
November 28, 2011, 09:28:55 AM
Fuck yeah!

President Television

#7
November 28, 2011, 05:49:07 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

#8
November 28, 2011, 06:37:20 PM

Luna

#9
November 28, 2011, 06:49:57 PM
After Tuscon, what's a little pneumonia?
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#10
November 28, 2011, 06:53:08 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 28, 2011, 06:37:20 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on November 28, 2011, 05:49:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI

This sound about right?

I'm not seeing the connection there.

Marines. I probably shouldn't have posted it, it's just that any and all references to Marines make me think of that video.

I'll shut up now.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

#11
November 28, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on November 28, 2011, 06:53:08 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 28, 2011, 06:37:20 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on November 28, 2011, 05:49:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI

This sound about right?

I'm not seeing the connection there.

Marines. I probably shouldn't have posted it, it's just that any and all references to Marines make me think of that video.

I'll shut up now.

Probably a good idea, yeah.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 28, 2011, 07:14:00 PM
What just happened there?  I can't see Youtube at work.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#13
November 28, 2011, 07:31:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2011, 07:14:00 PM
What just happened there?  I can't see Youtube at work.
Sometimes, I do stupid things for reasons that I don't entirely understand. Other times, I do stupid things for no reason at all. This is why I lurk.
This time, I posted a video of Warhammer 40k: Space Marine, edited so that the main character was a star-spangled Hulk Hogan and set to the Delta Force theme.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 28, 2011, 07:33:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on November 28, 2011, 07:31:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2011, 07:14:00 PM
What just happened there?  I can't see Youtube at work.
Sometimes, I do stupid things for reasons that I don't entirely understand. Other times, I do stupid things for no reason at all. This is why I lurk.
This time, I posted a video of Warhammer 40k: Space Marine, edited so that the main character was a star-spangled Hulk Hogan and set to the Delta Force theme.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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