Badass Knife Thread

[Enrico Salazar]

So, they wish to dance, do they?

[Cain]

It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos.  Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.

Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.

[Enrico Salazar]

Sound like Enrico's first honeymoon.

[Richter]

The accusation of "nothing but troll replies"  callously ignores Nigel's response.  

That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.

[Luna]

It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos.  Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.

Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.

Goddamnit...

NSFW.

http://tribes.tribe.net/urethralsounds/photos/9fd60898-c7f7-4f80-8c91-178b6216aa1e

[Eater of Clowns]

I have a Benchmade 910 Stryker.  The blade is 154 carbon steel with a modified tanto point.

I don't have pics.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The accusation of "nothing but troll replies"  callously ignores Nigel's response.  

That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.

You should do it anyway, because some of us like knives.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow.  "Show me pictures of your knives" counts as serious content somewhere?

This is worse than The Cellar fiasco.   

Nigel: #1 at bad ideas since 1971!

[Cain]

It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos.  Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.

Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.

Goddamnit...

NSFW.

http://tribes.tribe.net/urethralsounds/photos/9fd60898-c7f7-4f80-8c91-178b6216aa1e

Yeah, it was pretty much like that, only in video.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos.  Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.

Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.

They're in the tools for tools like you thread.

[Enrico Salazar]

The accusation of "nothing but troll replies"  callously ignores Nigel's response.  

That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.

Enrico was serious.   

[Freeky]

It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos.  Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.

Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.

Dude.  "Tools for tools like you."  Page 4 3.  one of the three top posts.

BRB WITH LINK

http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer-2.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv

Not safe for viewing anywhere.  Home, work, private bunker.

Suggest you get something to stab into your eye halfway through video one.  Its better than watching the rest of it, trust me.

[Richter]

The accusation of "nothing but troll replies"  callously ignores Nigel's response. 

That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.

Enrico was serious.   

  Is shame, I was so upset, I missed Generalissimo's contribution.

I will photo document the "My First Junta" set given to me by father, so Enrico can see how fine Salazorian products came to the hands of impressionable USA children.

[Cain]

Thanks Rog and Freeky!

Brb, gonna bleach my eyes

[Freeky]

Thanks Rog and Freeky!

Brb, gonna bleach my eyes

I lol'd.  Loudly.