Badass Knife Thread

[easy-e]

LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.

Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?

Shame.

Indeed....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.

Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?

Shame.

Indeed....

Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.

I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos.  muhaha

[Cain]

Wow I go to make some guacamole and people get all butthurt and think i'm going to attack their little forum.

Butthurt?  Naw, you've got us all wrong.  We're having fun.

Everyone likes to have fun, right?

I don't think he's serious about having a good time, Cain.

Kids just don't know how to PARTY HARD anymore.  They need to be taught, through example.  As an educator, it is my duty.

[easy-e]

LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.

Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?

Shame.

Indeed....

Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.

I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos.  muhaha

Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BRB, just had a fucking HILARIOUS idea.

Oh, I can't wait!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.

Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?

Shame.

Indeed....

Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.

I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos.  muhaha

Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...

Um.

[Luna]

LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.

Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?

Shame.

Indeed....

Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.

I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos.  muhaha

Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...

Um.

Apparently, somebody's feeling left out?

[Freeky]

Um.

Probably a Totse2 thing.  He'll either grow out of it and not use it here, or he'll get scared off like fangly did.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.

Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?

Shame.

Indeed....

Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.

I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos.  muhaha

Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...

Um.

Apparently, somebody's feeling left out?

Gonna take that one as a joke.

I am slowing down in my old age.

[easy-e]

Gonna take that one as a joke.

I am slowing down in my old age.

I think that make pills for that...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Gonna take that one as a joke.

I am slowing down in my old age.

I think that make pills for that...

Yeah, I get full eating pills.

[Luna]

LOL. i said 'terrorist takedown' maybe if you had been around the forum any longer you'd understand.

Yeah, well, this sort of misunderstanding is how bad things happen, right?

Shame.

Indeed....

Every once in a while, you run into people who BEG for you to give them your bad day.

I feel like I went to Disneyland for Sickos.  muhaha

Well if you promise to stop touching all of the little boys I won't tell anyone...

Um.

Apparently, somebody's feeling left out?

Gonna take that one as a joke.

I am slowing down in my old age.

I'm cranky and disinclined to take much as a joke tonight.  I'm coming down with a cold.

[BabylonHoruv]

you are not on topic. mods plz infract this person.

We encourage self policing to be honest with the exception of not work safe images because a good few of us post from those.

well you obviously need some site police cause everyone is off topic in my serious thread.

Every threads a stage and all the posters play many roles in their time. Threads develop a life of their own, it encourages the creative process but if it is any help the only knife I own is a leatherman multitool for work and I love it more then even my soldering iron.

I was intrigued by the similarity between a leatherman and a butterfly knife.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos.  Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.

Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.

Dude.  "Tools for tools like you."  Page 4 3.  one of the three top posts.

BRB WITH LINK

http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer-2.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv

Not safe for viewing anywhere.  Home, work, private bunker.

Suggest you get something to stab into your eye halfway through video one.  Its better than watching the rest of it, trust me.

I clicked the last one and got as far as the guy slicing his dick lengthwise like he was making sausage kolaches.
IOW, not very far. 

[Freeky]

It's times like this I wish I still had the links to the Zentastic videos.  Among the many other, potentially brain-damaging materials they contained was a short clip of a man who could fit a butter knife down his urethra.

Oh well, now I've said it, you'll just have to imagine the scene instead.

Dude.  "Tools for tools like you."  Page 4 3.  one of the three top posts.

BRB WITH LINK

http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-trailer-2.wmv
http://www.zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv

Not safe for viewing anywhere.  Home, work, private bunker.

Suggest you get something to stab into your eye halfway through video one.  Its better than watching the rest of it, trust me.

I clicked the last one and got as far as the guy slicing his dick lengthwise like he was making sausage kolaches.
IOW, not very far. 

That's the bit with the scissors, right?  I got through one and two with only a little bit of cringing (the rubber hammer made me lol, and I watched that my first day here!) but I got to the bit with the scissors and I shrieked and turned it off.