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Started by haileris, October 11, 2004, 04:56:32 AM

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Trollax

#45
October 14, 2004, 09:24:23 AM
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSCNot until the male become female and the female become male shall ye enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

-The Jesus person in "The Gospel of Thomas
(I got it from a page in the Scrodinger's Cat trilogy,by RAW)

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

I knew it, Jesus is for mass transgenderization!

:twisted:  :shock:  :twisted:  :shock:  :twisted:

jesus was a monarch who wanted to be a priest but when he saw what the preisthood was he didn't want a bar of it. He was about 2000 years ahead of his time.

Horab Fibslager

#46
October 14, 2004, 09:29:11 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSCNot until the male become female and the female become male shall ye enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

-The Jesus person in "The Gospel of Thomas
(I got it from a page in the Scrodinger's Cat trilogy,by RAW)

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

I knew it, Jesus is for mass transgenderization!

:twisted:  :shock:  :twisted:  :shock:  :twisted:

jesus was a monarch who wanted to be a priest but when he saw what the preisthood was he didn't want a bar of it. He was about 2000 years ahead of his time.

he sought to combine the two powers of state, the ruler and the religion.

i may have paraphrased that badly. but there was definitely the combination of church and state involved. according to the ancient secret ruler deal thing of freemasonry, the two pillars of civilization are church and state, seperate yet each pwoerful adn contributing to an orderly society in their own ways.

if htey hadn't crucified him, he would've gone on to lead a revolution in the jewish religion. instead he created a new one, by force of actions.
Hell is other people.

Trollax

#47
October 14, 2004, 09:31:08 AM
Quote from: horab fibslager
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSCNot until the male become female and the female become male shall ye enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

-The Jesus person in "The Gospel of Thomas
(I got it from a page in the Scrodinger's Cat trilogy,by RAW)

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

I knew it, Jesus is for mass transgenderization!

:twisted:  :shock:  :twisted:  :shock:  :twisted:

jesus was a monarch who wanted to be a priest but when he saw what the preisthood was he didn't want a bar of it. He was about 2000 years ahead of his time.

he sought to combine the two powers of state, the ruler and the religion.

i may have paraphrased that badly. but there was definitely the combination of church and state involved. according to the ancient secret ruler deal thing of freemasonry, the two pillars of civilization are church and state, seperate yet each pwoerful adn contributing to an orderly society in their own ways.

if htey hadn't crucified him, he would've gone on to lead a revolution in the jewish religion. instead he created a new one, by force of actions.

He got off that trip after they nailled him to the tree, it was simon magus and his cronies that went after the romans in zero odd '76 Jeebus was (I think) living out his days in india.

Pope Lucifer KSC

#48
October 14, 2004, 09:55:57 AM
Well, what evidence is there of the existence of an actual "Jesus"? I find some merit in the possibility that he was a creation of his followers. The Bible is filled with made-up characters. especially the book of Daniel. I'm too lazy to put it all in here but if someone is interested just lemme know and I'll get the info.
"If life deals you a bad hand...cheat"
-Great Teacher Onizuka

Trollax

#49
October 14, 2004, 04:42:31 PM
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSCWell, what evidence is there of the existence of an actual "Jesus"? I find some merit in the possibility that he was a creation of his followers. The Bible is filled with made-up characters. especially the book of Daniel. I'm too lazy to put it all in here but if someone is interested just lemme know and I'll get the info.

records in the dead sea scrolls. What those records reveal is very un-christian however, or to put it another way, damaging to the entire idea behind the christian faith.

Schweinepriester G.

#50
October 14, 2004, 04:47:25 PM
The bible is the story as the men in power after jesus' death wanted it portrayed.
Additionally over time it got modified over and over again to fit the current powerful mens worldview.
Any remaining historical accuracies are mostly oversights.
"...it would needlessly exclude IMPS implementations that
  may utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes;"
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namu

#51
October 14, 2004, 05:12:28 PM
Roman archives of the period report that Yeshua trouble-maker and how he was executed.
Namu the Maxwell Angel
--
United we stand, divided we run free at last !

Schweinepriester G.

#52
October 14, 2004, 10:11:49 PM
Shows how far the world has come looking at the bloody romans for a bit of truth.
I mean what have the romans ever done for us?
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  may utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes;"
RFC 2795, section 4 (Infinite-TAG)

Anonymous

#53
October 14, 2004, 10:12:44 PM
Umm......they gave us PIZZA!!!

East Coast Hustle

#54
October 14, 2004, 10:31:32 PM
umm...actually...they didn't...pizza is as american as hot dogs and anal porn...I should know...I invented it....pizza that is, not anal porn... 8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Anonymous

#55
October 14, 2004, 10:42:32 PM
yeah? well then, i agree with that other guy.
what have the romans ever done for us?

East Coast Hustle

#56
October 14, 2004, 11:01:00 PM
they popularized the orgy as a form of saturday afternoon entertainment... 8)

and they gave us toga parties...
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Schweinepriester G.

#57
October 15, 2004, 10:34:47 AM
Ok, what - besides popularizing the orgy as a form of saturday afternoon entertainment and giving us toga parties - what have the romans ever done for us?
"...it would needlessly exclude IMPS implementations that
  may utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes;"
RFC 2795, section 4 (Infinite-TAG)

Bella

#58
October 15, 2004, 10:40:05 AM
They worshipped a goddess named Discordia. :wink:

LMNO

#59
October 15, 2004, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonumm...actually...they didn't...pizza is as american as hot dogs and anal porn...I should know...I invented it....pizza that is, not anal porn... 8)


I have to take issue with the implication that America invented Anal Porn.  It was the Romans (well, at least they talked about it a lot).
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