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Hey guys, having a bit of a breakdown here. Need some support.

Started by DECI4, December 03, 2011, 10:02:06 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
December 03, 2011, 09:57:33 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 03, 2011, 10:02:06 AM

So the question remains what to do about my wife?




Kill her and fuck the body before it gets cold?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#16
December 04, 2011, 01:05:13 AM
Puketroll is puke. I miss the funny ones.

Wouldn't hurt to pass his info to the cops on the off chance any of this is real.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

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#17
December 04, 2011, 01:46:38 AM
Copypasta.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Luna

#18
December 04, 2011, 04:18:34 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#19
December 04, 2011, 06:11:15 AM
I probably should've read more at that board...


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Nah.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Phox

#20
December 04, 2011, 07:53:09 AM
The fuck is this? Oh, I know. Retarded.

Placid Dingo

#21
December 06, 2011, 01:57:01 PM
Worst troll ever.

Can we kill it with fire already? It's booooring.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Faust

#22
December 06, 2011, 03:30:17 PM
Nah I wan't to see where he is going with this, because if this is his A-list trolling material he's really running out of options.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
December 06, 2011, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 06, 2011, 03:30:17 PM
Nah I wan't to see where he is going with this, because if this is his A-list trolling material he's really running out of options.

This is one of Fang's little buddies come to avenge his hero, is all.

I wasn't precisely expecting the Leonardo DaVinci of trolling.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#24
December 06, 2011, 03:42:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 06, 2011, 03:30:17 PM
Nah I wan't to see where he is going with this, because if this is his A-list trolling material he's really running out of options.

This is one of Fang's little buddies come to avenge his hero, is all.

I wasn't precisely expecting the Leonardo DaVinci of trolling.

I think it's sweet. If I had a gold star to give him I would.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Luna

#25
December 06, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 06, 2011, 03:42:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 06, 2011, 03:30:17 PM
Nah I wan't to see where he is going with this, because if this is his A-list trolling material he's really running out of options.

This is one of Fang's little buddies come to avenge his hero, is all.

I wasn't precisely expecting the Leonardo DaVinci of trolling.

I think it's sweet. If I had a gold star to give him I would.

Baby trolls are kinda cute.  For a first try, points for effort.  Loses points for no bothering to build up a background, but you don't really expect the little darlings to understand about foreplay so early.  B+ for effort, needs work, but, zero for plagerism of somebody else's troll.  Overall grade, F, sorry.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
December 06, 2011, 03:50:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 06, 2011, 03:48:33 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 06, 2011, 03:42:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 06, 2011, 03:30:17 PM
Nah I wan't to see where he is going with this, because if this is his A-list trolling material he's really running out of options.

This is one of Fang's little buddies come to avenge his hero, is all.

I wasn't precisely expecting the Leonardo DaVinci of trolling.

I think it's sweet. If I had a gold star to give him I would.

Baby trolls are kinda cute.  For a first try, points for effort.  Loses points for no bothering to build up a background, but you don't really expect the little darlings to understand about foreplay so early.  B+ for effort, needs work, but, zero for plagerism of somebody else's troll.  Overall grade, F, sorry.

That's the fucking problem, here.  They, like everyone else in their generation, grade on effort, rather than results.

I mean, they have to make everyone feel special, right?  Unique?

And so you get the rolling abortion that we have here today.  I blame the hippies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
December 06, 2011, 05:20:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 06, 2011, 03:30:17 PM
Nah I wan't to see where he is going with this, because if this is his A-list trolling material he's really running out of options.

This is what these guys think is trolling. Seriously. It's like this:

T2: "Poop fart butt nigger!"

Target: "Um. That's really dumb."

T2: "U mad, bro?"

Target: "Not really."

T2: "DID U SEE THAT GUYS? I GOT THEM ALL WORKED UP!"

Target: "Can you please go now?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 06, 2011, 05:59:27 PM
That's not the funny part.

The funny part is that Fang pussied out and banned us, when it didn't go the way he wanted it to go.

I am constantly disappointed, Nigel.  I keep thinking we found someone that likes to play as rough as I do, and they always turn out to be screeching little nancies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
December 06, 2011, 07:26:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 05:59:27 PM
That's not the funny part.

The funny part is that Fang pussied out and banned us, when it didn't go the way he wanted it to go.

I am constantly disappointed, Nigel.  I keep thinking we found someone that likes to play as rough as I do, and they always turn out to be screeching little nancies.

Kids today don't know how to party. :(

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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