Hey look, I'm not the only one....

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071127/Bankers-1-615-word-email-woman-didnt-back.html

Wow. Just wow.

[Suu]

Oh good GOD. 

[LMNO]

If you don't want to go out again, that I request that you call me and make a sincere apology for leading me on (i.e., giving me mixed signals). In my opinion, you shouldn't act that way toward a man and then not go out with him again. It's bad to play with your hair so much and make so much eye contact if you're not interested in going out with me again.

Read more:

[Mangrove]

In addition, I'm both a right-brain and left-brain man, given that I'm both an investment manager and a philosopher/writer. That's a unique characteristic; most people aren't like that'


AKK is that YUO??

[Suu]

This shit is reinforcing my choice for a year of celibacy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah.

This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

Did I ever post the emails I got from Crazytown v1.0 this summer? They were wow.

[Kai]

Guys with Dunning-Kruger always do the worst mansplaining. Ung.

[Cain]

According to the internet, you're 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, we're a good match in terms of age. I could name more things that we have in common, but I'll stop here. I don't understand why you apparently don't want to go out with me again. We have numerous things in common.  No doubt you enjoy men sticking their finger in your ear.

[Cain]

But seriously, "I'm going to spend 1500 words insulting you for being a cocktease, now lets go on a second date" doesn't actually work unless you're paying for her company.  And not even then, if she has standards.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[EK WAFFLR]

According to the internet, you're 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, we're a good match in terms of age. I could name more things that we have in common, but I'll stop here. I don't understand why you apparently don't want to go out with me again. We have numerous things in common.  No doubt you enjoy men sticking their finger in your ear.

God damn it. I totally fell for it, and had to read the entire thing AGAIN. 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I would have replied with TL;DR. Because a 1600 word email is just excessive.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

According to the internet, you're 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, we're a good match in terms of age. I could name more things that we have in common, but I'll stop here. I don't understand why you apparently don't want to go out with me again. We have numerous things in common.  No doubt you enjoy men sticking their finger in your ear.

God damn it. I totally fell for it, and had to read the entire thing AGAIN. 

It's actually a reference to this: http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/55

(If you want the backstory.)

[Freeky]

Yeah.

This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

Did I ever post the emails I got from Crazytown v1.0 this summer? They were wow.

I can't remember.  You should post them and see!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah.

This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

Did I ever post the emails I got from Crazytown v1.0 this summer? They were wow.

I can't remember.  You should post them and see!

Holy shit. Let me see if I can find them.