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After the Crackdown

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 09, 2011, 12:25:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 09, 2011, 12:25:10 AM
Richter was a champ, a real stand up guy, who never squealed when The Man finally ran him down. Shortly after the picture below was taken, Richter made some sort of proposition to the sergeant in the back, and they duct taped 3 white phosphorus grenades to what was left after the horrible beating.  The grenades failed to detonate, though, and Richter was - according to eye witness testimony - "taken up". 



Alty was choked out by Andre the Giant's daughter, who had recently started working for the TSA.  There's no way in hell they were going to let him get to Tucson.  He escaped shortly thereafter and was never seen again, but a month later, something happend to the TSA agent's cat's penis..



Agent Garbo and her crack team of insurgents operate to this very day.  They say that no rave in California is safe, even with the lights on.



More to follow.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 09, 2011, 01:47:42 AM
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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December 09, 2011, 02:10:28 AM
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Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

#4
December 09, 2011, 04:03:08 AM
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Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Freeky

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December 09, 2011, 04:06:19 AM
That last one is my favorite, but I love group photos best anyway. :lulz: :lulz:

Richter

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December 09, 2011, 05:39:52 AM
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Telarus

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December 09, 2011, 07:49:43 AM
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