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OMG sexiest thing I EVAR saw!

Started by hooplala, December 09, 2011, 02:16:47 PM

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hooplala

December 09, 2011, 02:16:47 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Luna

#1
December 09, 2011, 02:25:16 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Telarus

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December 09, 2011, 02:56:44 PM



Brilliant.
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Suu

#3
December 09, 2011, 04:29:49 PM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
December 09, 2011, 04:33:37 PM
You are a very sick man.  :lulz:
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Eater of Clowns

#5
December 09, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
Sweet balls, is this what happens when you work with smut?  You become so jaded that you must seek out such as this to keep you going?  Poor, poor Hoopla.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

hooplala

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December 10, 2011, 09:42:28 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 09, 2011, 04:35:37 PM
Sweet balls, is this what happens when you work with smut?  You become so jaded that you must seek out such as this to keep you going?  Poor, poor Hoopla.

Yup, you don't want to see my hard drive.  Enrico was creeped out.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

EK WAFFLR

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December 11, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
 :fap:
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Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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hooplala

#8
December 12, 2011, 04:43:17 AM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Murmur

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December 12, 2011, 05:26:50 AM
Holy shit!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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December 12, 2011, 12:26:23 PM
:fap2:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

hooplala

#11
December 12, 2011, 05:54:26 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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