Author Topic: I Have No Ass and I Must POOP! A "Shut Upô" Sermon by TGRR  (Read 5105 times)

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Re: I Have No Ass and I Must POOP! A "Shut Upô" Sermon by TGRR
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2011, 08:31:21 pm »
The board has a conspicuous absence of Roger today.  :sad: Where is he?

He had today off, so we've been gaming since 11.  Then he went up to play Civilization 5. 

 :lulz: Explains everything.

This was followed by naughty shit and some pondering.  I have, it seems, discovered the root cause behind the universe itself, and who is to fucking blame.

Rant follows sometime today.

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Re: I Have No Ass and I Must POOP! A "Shut Upô" Sermon by TGRR
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2012, 03:30:31 pm »
This was followed by naughty shit

Given the title of this thread, that sounds both sinister and cathartic.

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Re: I Have No Ass and I Must POOP! A "Shut Upô" Sermon by TGRR
« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2013, 08:22:45 pm »
Bump for use elsewhere.
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Re: I Have No Ass and I Must POOP! A "Shut Upô" Sermon by TGRR
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2018, 08:30:27 pm »
Bump for revamping for 2018.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.