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Started by EK WAFFLR, December 13, 2011, 05:56:46 PM

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EK WAFFLR

December 13, 2011, 05:56:46 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Luna

#1
December 13, 2011, 06:09:09 PM
Come to Luna.  I haz butter.  And bacon.  And I promise the box I keep you in will be tall enough for you to stand in, long and wide enough for you to lie down in, and WILL have airholes.  (And they said I couldn't be taught!)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#2
December 13, 2011, 06:18:32 PM
:lulz: Every time you say that, I can't help but picture IW peering out of handle hole, crazy-eyed and the ends up his mustache sticking out over his pale fingers, clutching at the box.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#3
December 13, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 13, 2011, 06:18:32 PM
:lulz: Every time you say that, I can't help but picture IW peering out of handle hole, crazy-eyed and the ends up his mustache sticking out over his pale fingers, clutching at the box.

Wow.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Juana

#4
December 13, 2011, 06:50:53 PM
Sorry? I think it's funny, but a) it's my joke and b) being fried skews things for me.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#5
December 13, 2011, 06:51:43 PM
No, I laughed! I got the same image. :D
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#6
December 13, 2011, 06:55:01 PM
YOU WOMEN BE CRAZY!
:lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Luna

#7
December 13, 2011, 07:04:04 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 13, 2011, 06:18:32 PM
:lulz: Every time you say that, I can't help but picture IW peering out of handle hole, crazy-eyed and the ends up his mustache sticking out over his pale fingers, clutching at the box.

:fap:   :fap:    :fap:

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 06:55:01 PM
YOU WOMEN BE CRAZY!
:lulz:

You know it.  It was, however, men that MADE me this way...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

#8
December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Juana

#9
December 13, 2011, 07:06:40 PM
I'm just like that naturally. :lulz: I make no excuses.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#10
December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

#11
December 13, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

Even when I'm complaining about the lack of bacon in my cage?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#12
December 13, 2011, 07:14:14 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

Even when I'm complaining about the lack of bacon in my cage?

It's a trap.

Luna is known as the best pit-fighter on the East coast, and she practices on strangers.  You won't last out of the box for 5 minutes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#13
December 13, 2011, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:12:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

Even when I'm complaining about the lack of bacon in my cage?

There are a number of PD'ers who can testify to the quality and quantity of bacon when I'm cooking.

Strangers are for fun.  Most of 'em just shit themselves, they don't even TRY for the sword.   For real practice, there's Richter.  Him, in recognition of years of training, I shall kill last when I begin my campaign to remove human life from the planet.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#14
December 13, 2011, 07:25:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 13, 2011, 07:10:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 13, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
I always thought there was a Crazy Female gene.

Generally it takes some severe douchebaggery to let it express itself fully.

When not under stress, I am a very sweet person.

Honest.

It's true. Sweet enough to rot your teefs!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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