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Orly Taitz for Senate!

Started by Precious Moments Zalgo, December 13, 2011, 06:30:22 PM

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Precious Moments Zalgo

December 13, 2011, 06:30:22 PM
Fuck yeah!  This century is awesome!

According to this two week old article, she has raised about 3/4 of the money she needs to be on the CA ballot.

Quote"I received $2,445 towards $3,420 registration fee," she wrote on one of her websites. "I need to collect $975 more in order to register on the ballot in CA as an official candidate runing for U.S. Senate. With an unprecedented level of corruption in the US Senate, House of Rep and courts, there has to be at least one person with the strength of character to speak up the truth about our Thief-in-Chief."

Meanwhile, Taitz spent the weekend in New Hampshire trying to keep Obama off the ballot there, according to Talking Points Memo, which is supported by the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.

Here is her campaign website: http://www.runorlyrun.com/

I see there that she has raised the money she needs to get on the ballot and will be registering "shortly".  Splendid!

Oh, look!  She's having a slogan writing contest, where a lucky slogan writer can win a $100 Wal*Mart gift card.

QuoteWe are looking for a catchy slogan that can be used to promote Orly Taitz's candidacy. The slogan must comprise of a few words not long sentences.  Not all slogans can be accepted because they may be the same or very close to ones we already have or have been submitted by others.

If you wish your name will be posted on our Slogan Contributors Wall.  If you don't want your real name posted to our Slogan Contributors Wall, enter an alias and we will post that name.

Deadline is Dec. 20, 2011.
Judgment  by Orly Taitz is final.
The reward for the winning slogan is a $100 Walmart Gift Card.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 13, 2011, 06:36:01 PM
BUT DON'T ANSWER YET!  THERE'S MORE!   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#2
December 13, 2011, 07:39:12 PM
Oooh!  I haz a slogan!

VOTE BATSHIT!  FOR THE LULZ!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#3
December 13, 2011, 07:41:04 PM
ORLY 2012:  BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

Cain

#4
December 13, 2011, 07:59:06 PM
ORLY 2012: WE ARE ALL KENYANS NOW.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
December 14, 2011, 11:43:54 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Triple Zero

#6
December 14, 2011, 09:12:28 PM
Needs the other YA RLY! and NO WAI!! pics :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Juana

#7
December 14, 2011, 11:59:08 PM
:lulz: God, she looks like some fluffy-haired fifties housewife.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#8
December 15, 2011, 12:57:23 AM Last Edit: December 15, 2011, 12:58:55 AM by Luna
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 14, 2011, 11:59:08 PM
:lulz: God, she looks like some fluffy-haired fifties housewife.

You should her her voice.  I'mma go look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0riQMj1BvwM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

#9
December 15, 2011, 09:16:51 AM
Orly Taitz:  She does anal, too.

Juana

#10
December 15, 2011, 04:45:56 PM Last Edit: December 15, 2011, 04:49:12 PM by Secret Agent GARBO
Jeez. She almost sounds like a caricature.


Also, extra lulz, for a lawyer AND a birfer, she ought to know she can't legally run anyway, given that she was born in the USSR.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#11
December 15, 2011, 04:56:03 PM
No, she can be a senator.  President is the only office that requires natural-born citizenship.  Maybe VP also.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Juana

#12
December 15, 2011, 05:06:19 PM
DERP. This is what I get for not sleeping two days in a row. Jesus H. Feel free to ignore me for now...
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 15, 2011, 05:10:48 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on December 15, 2011, 04:56:03 PM
No, she can be a senator.  President is the only office that requires natural-born citizenship.  Maybe VP also.

VP also, because amendment XXII demands that the VP be qualified to be president.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

#14
December 15, 2011, 05:55:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 12:57:23 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 14, 2011, 11:59:08 PM
:lulz: God, she looks like some fluffy-haired fifties housewife.

You should her her voice.  I'mma go look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0riQMj1BvwM

What's wrong with her eyes!? They look like they're the size of my fists
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.
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