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Started by Cain, December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM

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Cain

December 15, 2011, 02:30:41 PM
Holy shit, it all just went to hell

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-16187519

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#1
December 15, 2011, 02:34:18 PM
 :popcorn:

also - syrian government terrorism might be forgivable but that paul mcartney link-thing was not  :argh!:

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#2
December 15, 2011, 03:06:34 PM
Oh, fuck.  Even seeing the name of the song jammed it into my goddamn head.

And I have no access to the proper amount of scotch needed to burn it out.


:argh!:

Luna

#3
December 15, 2011, 03:09:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:06:34 PM
Oh, fuck.  Even seeing the name of the song jammed it into my goddamn head.

And I have no access to the proper amount of scotch needed to burn it out.


:argh!:

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#4
December 15, 2011, 04:26:03 PM
Not cool, Cain, not cool.
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#5
December 15, 2011, 04:31:03 PM
This world is leading by monsters. Who is the fool who would rule or lead anyone? it is better to teach them to govern themselves that govern them. Is my opinion.

LOL, you caught me.

AFK

#6
December 15, 2011, 04:44:18 PM
Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 04:31:03 PM
This world is leading by monsters. Who is the fool who would rule or lead anyone? it is better to teach them to govern themselves that govern them. Is my opinion.

LOL, you caught me.

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#7
December 15, 2011, 04:47:23 PM
YOU INHUMANE DICK!  :argh!:
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#8
December 15, 2011, 04:51:38 PM
Christmas music is in and of itself a particularly cruel form of torture.

And you had to go and pick the worst, most obnoxious, most infectious piece of crap Christmas song out there, and hide it in the news.
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#10
December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.
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#11
December 15, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

Sir Paul McCartney.

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#12
December 15, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 15, 2011, 04:52:10 PM
WHAT WAS I JUST EXPOSED TO?!

The boiled down essence of shite Christmas music.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.

I thought it was Icelanders that had a high rate of insanity. Learn something new everyday.
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#13
December 15, 2011, 05:16:32 PM
Didn't even click the link, but guessed what it is from clues in other posts, and now I have the song stuck in my head anyway.

:argh!:
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#14
December 15, 2011, 05:18:11 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 15, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 15, 2011, 04:52:48 PM
I like this song.

I thought it was Icelanders that had a high rate of insanity. Learn something new everyday.

Icelanders are just Cabin Fevered norwegians.
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