Open Bar 3.17 - now more glitchy than ever!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I caught a steel bulkhead cutout in the kidney earlier today.

It seems, though, that the more beer I drink the less blood I pee, so I guess it's OK.

Uh, that doesn't sound very good...

[Suu]

I caught a steel bulkhead cutout in the kidney earlier today.

It seems, though, that the more beer I drink the less blood I pee, so I guess it's OK.

Uh, that doesn't sound very good...

What she said.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

SO, since I'm a secret roommate and the landlady is Pickles' aunt and she's up for Christmas, I have to make my room look as uninhabited as possible.

Also, I haven't bothered to straighten up since I left for Ireland. This also has to be done tonight and I have to get back to Villager's apartment in the next couple of hours.

[Suu]

SHIT.

I HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW.

AND ALL I CAN DO IS STARE AT SHINY SHIT.

GODDAMNIT.

SPARKLES.

[Luna]

I caught a steel bulkhead cutout in the kidney earlier today.

It seems, though, that the more beer I drink the less blood I pee, so I guess it's OK.

Uh, that doesn't sound very good...

What she said.

There is no good to peeing blood. 

[Suu]

I caught a steel bulkhead cutout in the kidney earlier today.

It seems, though, that the more beer I drink the less blood I pee, so I guess it's OK.

Uh, that doesn't sound very good...

What she said.

There is no good to peeing blood. 

Unless you have a vagina.

But that's still not in your piss.

Doctor. Please.

[Telarus]

Man, people don't really like it when you refer to America as Rome.

Tell them to stop hating the Founding Fathers, and the legendary Bald Eagle which nutured and raised them until the English invaded.

Wow.

I missed that.   Fucking amazing!

Honestly though, the USA was founded by aristocrat republicans obsessed enough with Rome to not only take pen-names of Roman authors and politicians they identified with, but also set up their new country in a manner similar to the Roman Republic (with a few Enlightenment era philosophical additions).

But comparing it to Rome is badwrong.  Because the Romans had an Empire, and empires are badwrong, m'kay?  Which is why America doesn't have one.  But if it did, it would be a good one, built on proper liberal values.  Because America is nothing like Rome.

^^^^^^ Bellona/Discordia (Roman Goddess of War, Borders, & Bureaucracy)

[Phox]

I caught a steel bulkhead cutout in the kidney earlier today.

It seems, though, that the more beer I drink the less blood I pee, so I guess it's OK.

Jesus fuck, dude, I hope you aren't serious. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that kidney injuries srs bidness.

[Pæs]

I caught a steel bulkhead cutout in the kidney earlier today.

It seems, though, that the more beer I drink the less blood I pee, so I guess it's OK.

Jesus fuck, dude, I hope you aren't serious. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that kidney injuries srs bidness.

You guys worry too much.
He SAID he was drinking beer and that it was helping. What more do you want?

[Phox]

I caught a steel bulkhead cutout in the kidney earlier today.

It seems, though, that the more beer I drink the less blood I pee, so I guess it's OK.

Jesus fuck, dude, I hope you aren't serious. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that kidney injuries srs bidness.

You guys worry too much.
He SAID he was drinking beer and that it was helping. What more do you want?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

A contusion can cause that. It can also fuck up your kidney (like mine)
There isn't much you can do but drink lots of liquid (whatever form really)

If it gets worse, go to doctor though. Hopefully it's nothing serious

[Pæs]

ECH's kidney is contused. It hurts itself in its contusion.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I hope you're ok too, ECH.

I cringe every time I look at that post.

[Suu]

Woke up this morning to horrendous cramps.

What happened next, I won't describe, but I assure you, I thought my cervix was falling out.


-Suu
Vaginas. Self-cleaning. Just like ovens! 

[East Coast Hustle]

No blood in my pee this morning.

HOORAY BEER!