KIM JONG IL DEAD

[Suu]

Burn in hell, you motherfucking bastard.

[Suu]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_KOREA_KIM_JONG_IL?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-12-18-22-08-46


And now we wait for the celebratory nukes.

[Pæs]

No more Kim Jong-Il looking at things?
This is indeed a sad day.

[LMNO]

Not to stir up any drama, but would anyone mind if I celebrated this man's death as a good thing?

Because, sure, he was human(ish). And a father. But still. I'm really not feeling any remorse here.

[Suu]

Um...I think we can celebrate this one.

I hope he burns in Tartarus, over and over again, in the flames of 1000 nuclear weapons.

[Bruno]

You know, it really bothers me when people make threads celebrating the death of another human being. All life is sacred and junk.


Just kidding.

Fuck that dead ass cuntnugget.

[Rumckle]

No more Kim Jong-Il looking at things?
This is indeed a sad day.

You can have the ghost of Kim Jong-Il looking at things, though.

See, here is Kim's ghost looking at a sewing room:


and Kim's ghost looking at a factory:

[Pæs]

No more Kim Jong-Il looking at things?
This is indeed a sad day.

You can have the ghost of Kim Jong-Il looking at things, though.

THAT IS THE PERFECT IDEA FOR A TUMBLR.

[Faust]

He will be missed.

Goodbye fearless leader.

[bds]

quickly! somebody register kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com

[AFK]

OMFG YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS HOW COULD YOU!!!!???!?!???!!!

[Suu]

Aaaaaaaand....There was a missile test this morning. You know, celebratory fireworks or some shit.

[Cain]

Just wait until the military coup next month.

[Suu]

Just wait until the military coup next month.

We were talking last night on Facebook, on why China or Russia just didn't go, "MINE, SUCKERS!"

The fact is NO ONE WANTS NORTH KOREA EXCEPT SOUTH KOREA.

And still, NK is so fucking poor that it would bankrupt SK if they ever tried to unify, so it's a moot point.

[Cain]

Well of course they don't.  North Korea is a mess, a drain on any potential conqueror with nothing worth showing for it.

However, the fact remains the military is the most powerful institution in the country, and seemingly the least war-adverse (Kim Jong Il's brinkmanship sometimes only made sense if you accepted the fact the military was not totally under his control).  Jim Jong-Un is looking to elevvate the role of the Korean Workers Party - with the help of the Chinese, to act as a brake on the North Korean military's ambitions.

So there will be a coup.  It may not be publically announced, especially not if the coup is victorious, but if the military isn't purged, and fast, the risk of war is so much higher.