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Just smart enough to be into Monty Python

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 21, 2011, 05:03:17 AM

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Mangrove

Godawful show. Can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would watch it.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 22, 2011, 09:00:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 22, 2011, 08:58:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2011, 08:56:18 PM
I'd quote from Jabberwocky, but that's probably too underground for you guys.

TGRR,
MP Hipster.

I actually love it, now, when people quote from Lewis Carroll. Even though when I was a kid that seemed like the height of pinealism.

At least now I can think "YOU READ A BOOK!"

Ahem.

:crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2011, 08:56:18 PM
I'd quote from Jabberwocky, but that's probably too underground for you guys.

TGRR,
MP Hipster.

Pah. I'm going to start quoting from Yellowbeard.
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Luna

Quote from: Science me, babby on December 22, 2011, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 22, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 22, 2011, 08:53:13 PM
Oh, and, uh... "NI!"

And a shrubbery.

I don't run into them as much as I used to, honestly. Which makes it all the more offputting when I'm alone in a room with one and everything seems to elicit a Monty Python quote.

And your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.


What irritates ME the most is tat they quote the least amusing lines from the sketch.  We have a couple in our regular Friday night game wo just won't shut the fuck up AUGH.  It's more the newest guy who does that, and he is otherwise cool, but Jesus Crist we get it, you watched fucking Monty Python.

SHUT

UP.

fucking "h" key won't register I press it sometimes.  :argh!:

Quarter jar, Freeky.  Set out a jar, they have to put in a quarter for every Python quote.

We had one for puns (they'd gotten bad enough to disrupt the game).  The worst offender got into the habit of walking in, tossing a fiver in the jar, and we let him know when it ran out.

It funded pizza every couple weeks.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on December 23, 2011, 02:51:27 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 22, 2011, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 22, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 22, 2011, 08:53:13 PM
Oh, and, uh... "NI!"

And a shrubbery.

I don't run into them as much as I used to, honestly. Which makes it all the more offputting when I'm alone in a room with one and everything seems to elicit a Monty Python quote.

And your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.


What irritates ME the most is tat they quote the least amusing lines from the sketch.  We have a couple in our regular Friday night game wo just won't shut the fuck up AUGH.  It's more the newest guy who does that, and he is otherwise cool, but Jesus Crist we get it, you watched fucking Monty Python.

SHUT

UP.

fucking "h" key won't register I press it sometimes.  :argh!:

Quarter jar, Freeky.  Set out a jar, they have to put in a quarter for every Python quote.

We had one for puns (they'd gotten bad enough to disrupt the game).  The worst offender got into the habit of walking in, tossing a fiver in the jar, and we let him know when it ran out.

It funded pizza every couple weeks.

THIS.

is

BRILLIANT!

I have no idea why I've never thought of this before. It's such a great idea.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2011, 12:16:13 AM
Godawful show. Can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would watch it.

Aha!  Antisemitism!

Mangrove

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Nigel on December 21, 2011, 05:03:17 AM
I kind of suspect that everyone here knows exactly what I mean.

It takes a bit of above-average, for the most part, to appreciate the humor in Monty Python. I'd be a lying asshole if I said I didn't find that shit mostly pretty funny.

But we all know (especially since we are almost universally from nerd-ass backgrounds) people for whom that is the pinnacle of humor and intellect.

Is it elitist? We all know that one guy, or five or ten of them, who love to advertise how much they love Monty Python, and who quote the shit out of them endlessly.

My question is this: is it wrong, is it elitist, to judge those people as being not smart enough, not independent enough, not jailbroken enough?

Not only is it not wrong to judge those people, it's also not wrong to slap them until their fucking mouth falls off.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Luna

Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2011, 02:53:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 23, 2011, 02:51:27 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 22, 2011, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 22, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 22, 2011, 08:53:13 PM
Oh, and, uh... "NI!"

And a shrubbery.

I don't run into them as much as I used to, honestly. Which makes it all the more offputting when I'm alone in a room with one and everything seems to elicit a Monty Python quote.

And your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.


What irritates ME the most is tat they quote the least amusing lines from the sketch.  We have a couple in our regular Friday night game wo just won't shut the fuck up AUGH.  It's more the newest guy who does that, and he is otherwise cool, but Jesus Crist we get it, you watched fucking Monty Python.

SHUT

UP.

fucking "h" key won't register I press it sometimes.  :argh!:

Quarter jar, Freeky.  Set out a jar, they have to put in a quarter for every Python quote.

We had one for puns (they'd gotten bad enough to disrupt the game).  The worst offender got into the habit of walking in, tossing a fiver in the jar, and we let him know when it ran out.

It funded pizza every couple weeks.

THIS.

is

BRILLIANT!

I have no idea why I've never thought of this before. It's such a great idea.

Thanks, but I can't take credit.  The idea was adapted from the "cussing jar" from when I was a kid.  (Back then, a quarter was a whole comic book.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 21, 2011, 02:28:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 21, 2011, 02:18:38 PM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 21, 2011, 02:15:06 PM
I dunno, I guess unless I knew the person I wouldn't read too much into it.  We all have things we really like and enjoy.  I'm not sure that this really speaks as a detriment to a person's character, not on its own anyway. 

I mean, my daughter for a time was really into Justin Bieber, and would sing Justin Bieber songs.  Now, this is a very smart little girl who also is really into and really good at art. 

I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not sure that being into a kind of mindless entertainment is necessarily indicative of the quality of one's mind, again, without knowing more about the person. 



I am not sure it is completely fair to compare a four-year-old with grown adults, but OK.

On the other hand, maybe it is completely fair to compare a four-year-old with people who constantly quote Monty Python. Hmmmm.

All I know is that frequent Monty Python quotes, in and of themselves,  are enough to let me know that I don't want to know more about the person. Unless they are four years old, in which case, I'ma cut them some slack.

Okay, change it to a 23 year old who really likes The Office.  So what?  Your question was about using this as a method for judging a person's intelligence.  What I'm saying is that I don't think it is an accurate, nor fair, test.  I mean, this board has gone through phases where internet memes were repeated ad nauseum.  Does that make us a bunch of dullards?  Of course not.

All I'm saying is that I don't think it is a fair assessment in and of itself without knowing more about a person.  They could be stuck.  They could just really, really like Monty Python.  Who knows? 

I'm judging your intelligence for going into paladin mode and trying to make a serious discussion out of what started as an obvious piss-take on some of the world's most obnoxious people.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on December 23, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2011, 02:53:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on December 23, 2011, 02:51:27 AM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 22, 2011, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 22, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on December 22, 2011, 08:53:13 PM
Oh, and, uh... "NI!"

And a shrubbery.

I don't run into them as much as I used to, honestly. Which makes it all the more offputting when I'm alone in a room with one and everything seems to elicit a Monty Python quote.

And your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.


What irritates ME the most is tat they quote the least amusing lines from the sketch.  We have a couple in our regular Friday night game wo just won't shut the fuck up AUGH.  It's more the newest guy who does that, and he is otherwise cool, but Jesus Crist we get it, you watched fucking Monty Python.

SHUT

UP.

fucking "h" key won't register I press it sometimes.  :argh!:

Quarter jar, Freeky.  Set out a jar, they have to put in a quarter for every Python quote.

We had one for puns (they'd gotten bad enough to disrupt the game).  The worst offender got into the habit of walking in, tossing a fiver in the jar, and we let him know when it ran out.

It funded pizza every couple weeks.

THIS.

is

BRILLIANT!

I have no idea why I've never thought of this before. It's such a great idea.

Thanks, but I can't take credit.  The idea was adapted from the "cussing jar" from when I was a kid.  (Back then, a quarter was a whole comic book.)

I totally get that, but the brilliant part is adapting it from swearing to take advantage of something that's actually obnoxious.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 23, 2011, 03:53:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 21, 2011, 05:03:17 AM
I kind of suspect that everyone here knows exactly what I mean.

It takes a bit of above-average, for the most part, to appreciate the humor in Monty Python. I'd be a lying asshole if I said I didn't find that shit mostly pretty funny.

But we all know (especially since we are almost universally from nerd-ass backgrounds) people for whom that is the pinnacle of humor and intellect.

Is it elitist? We all know that one guy, or five or ten of them, who love to advertise how much they love Monty Python, and who quote the shit out of them endlessly.

My question is this: is it wrong, is it elitist, to judge those people as being not smart enough, not independent enough, not jailbroken enough?

Not only is it not wrong to judge those people, it's also not wrong to slap them until their fucking mouth falls off.

Seriously, man, in my head I am totally doing  that all the time:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Jeez, I'm glad I didn't know you when I was younger.




...I got better...

:aaaah:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

It helped. Didn't cure the problem, but it cut back.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 23, 2011, 04:40:45 PM
Jeez, I'm glad I didn't know you when I was younger.




...I got better...

:aaaah:
:lol:

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."