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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
That's just the way they work lately. I think of something, it dies in the middle and I want nachos.

EK WAFFLR

#1
December 27, 2011, 09:52:56 PM
Now I want a late night coffee with nutmeg and brown sugar. THANKS A LOT. Snus.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
December 27, 2011, 09:55:58 PM
If I had a dime for every time I had no pizza and was unproductive.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 27, 2011, 09:56:52 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
That's just the way they work lately. I think of something, it dies in the middle and I want nachos.

AND THEN SQUIDDY WAS PREGGERS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
December 27, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!

You old bastard.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
December 27, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!

You old bastard.

Twins.   :)

Gradalations.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#6
December 27, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
December 27, 2011, 09:59:53 PM
I'll get you, old man. you wait.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
December 27, 2011, 10:01:13 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:59:53 PM
I'll get you, old man. you wait.

Take a number.


TGG asked for a bag of quicklime for Christmas.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
December 27, 2011, 10:02:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!

You old bastard.

Twins.   :)

Gradalations.

Siamese?

Squiddy is from Florida, not Thailand.  There are some similarities, but they aren't actually the same place.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#10
December 27, 2011, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 10:02:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 27, 2011, 09:59:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Oh HELL no. Don't curse me like that!

You old bastard.

Twins.   :)

Gradalations.

Siamese?

Squiddy is from Florida, not Thailand.  There are some similarities, but they aren't actually the same place.

Wait what. Someone has given me an erroneous globe.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
December 27, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
CHECK YO GLOBE, BITCH!

EK WAFFLR

#12
December 27, 2011, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
CHECK YO GLOBE, BITCH!

MAH GLOBE IS DYSFUNCTIONAL! AND THE - BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD IS TOO!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Triple Zero

#13
December 28, 2011, 02:44:36 AM
Yeaeaaeaeaaaa Squiddy has a random nonsensical blurb thread I KNEW IT!!! :D
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#14
December 28, 2011, 05:57:22 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM
I think of something, it dies in the middle and I want nachos.

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