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TO THE USER KNOWN AS "NPH TWID"

Started by The Mgt, December 27, 2011, 11:20:31 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#30
December 28, 2011, 03:34:33 AM
Missed the church burnings but am a fan of norwegian black metal.
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#31
December 28, 2011, 03:35:44 AM
I know several of the church burners.
Luckily they've grown up a bit since then.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#32
December 28, 2011, 03:38:36 AM
Primarily an emperor fan. Not big on burzum.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#33
December 28, 2011, 03:39:34 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 03:38:36 AM
Primarily an emperor fan. Not big on burzum.

Burzum is very special, and his new-agey prison albums suck donkey-balls. But I like it.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#34
December 28, 2011, 04:18:53 AM
While i do appreciate burzum musically im always going to think two things. Vargs a shithead and ihsahn never got arrested because he was too smart for that shit.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#35
December 28, 2011, 04:21:55 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:18:53 AM
While i do appreciate burzum musically im always going to think two things. Vargs a shithead and ihsahn never got arrested because he was too smart for that shit.

Truth™.

I've met them both, and Varg is completely off the rails insane.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#36
December 28, 2011, 04:22:08 AM
Too add- samoth got involved in the same stupid arson shit and faust got involved in the worse murder shit but they replaced faust with trim. Fuck faust and fuck varg and fuck snorr ruch.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#37
December 28, 2011, 04:24:07 AM
Wow. Can you get vegard to autograph something for me? Hes a smart fucker. It can be a napkin.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#38
December 28, 2011, 04:27:53 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:24:07 AM
Wow. Can you get vegard to autograph something for me? Hes a smart fucker. It can be a napkin.

When/if I see him again, sure thing! Haven't spoken to him in a couple of years.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#39
December 28, 2011, 04:32:05 AM
Sweet. I know his real name obviously and his phone number is public but i dont want to be that random douche who calls up and goes "hey what are the lyrics to night of the graveless souls and also you kick ass."
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#40
December 28, 2011, 04:54:01 AM
Hahaha. He's such a recluse, so I have no idea why his number is public.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#41
December 28, 2011, 05:07:45 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 04:54:01 AM
Hahaha. He's such a recluse, so I have no idea why his number is public.

Maybe he's guessing that his real name is hard to figure out, and where he lives.

But really, if a random spag in the US is reasonably sure it's this guy, he's not doing enough to hide his identity. It really is not that hard to find out Ihsahn's phone number and address. And by not that hard, I mean, knowing  a bit about the band and going on google. Seriously.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#42
December 28, 2011, 05:14:01 AM
You only have to look on Emperor's Wiki page to find what you need.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#43
December 28, 2011, 05:21:07 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 05:14:01 AM
You only have to look on Emperor's Wiki page to find what you need.

I didn't even do that. I read Lords of Chaos and a random Metal magazine, and, whoops. Hey dude.

This will be a problem if I ever get famous. I PMed you my name. Google it. There's like 3 of us in the world, and only one of us is American.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Nephew Twiddleton

#44
December 28, 2011, 05:22:33 AM
Just googled myself.

Guess who is the top result.
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