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WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME SING "HEY SANTA CLAUS YOU CUNT" WHILE DRUNK?

Started by EK WAFFLR, December 28, 2011, 12:03:33 AM

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EK WAFFLR

December 28, 2011, 12:03:33 AM
Will post mp3 if you want.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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December 28, 2011, 12:06:34 AM
I love that song. Its also on youtube.
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EK WAFFLR

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December 28, 2011, 12:07:28 AM
Not my drunken rendition ( I hope).  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#3
December 28, 2011, 12:09:03 AM
Oh i gotta hear this.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#4
December 28, 2011, 12:13:58 AM
Snipping it out of the podcast it was featured on right now. Then I'mma post it.

WARNING: I Can't sing for shit.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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December 28, 2011, 12:20:21 AM
Extra points if it comes out like hey santas claus you cunts where ams my fucking bike
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#6
December 28, 2011, 12:22:51 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 28, 2011, 12:20:21 AM
Extra points if it comes out like hey santas claus you cunts where ams my fucking bike


HAHAHAHAHA. I ams Norsk, but I'm not Toki Wartooth. Think Thor Heyerdahl.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#7
December 28, 2011, 12:27:30 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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December 28, 2011, 12:32:59 AM
Where were you playing this?
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

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December 28, 2011, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 12:32:59 AM
Where were you playing this?

On a podcast called 9sense. It was their Horrific Holiday Special.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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December 28, 2011, 12:42:26 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 12:32:59 AM
Where were you playing this?

On a podcast called 9sense. It was their Horrific Holiday Special.

I mean where did you record it? It sounds like its at some live venue.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#11
December 28, 2011, 12:46:35 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 12:42:26 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 12:32:59 AM
Where were you playing this?

On a podcast called 9sense. It was their Horrific Holiday Special.

I mean where did you record it? It sounds like its at some live venue.

Oh. Right here. Using the internal mic on my mac. Using the Line6 soundcard/plug in thingy doesn't work with skype.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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December 28, 2011, 12:49:06 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 12:46:35 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 12:42:26 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 12:34:32 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 12:32:59 AM
Where were you playing this?

On a podcast called 9sense. It was their Horrific Holiday Special.

I mean where did you record it? It sounds like its at some live venue.

Oh. Right here. Using the internal mic on my mac. Using the Line6 soundcard/plug in thingy doesn't work with skype.

Ah, gotcha.  :)
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#13
December 28, 2011, 12:55:02 AM
I might have to record it properly one day, if I can be arsed.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 29, 2011, 12:28:06 AM
Whoa
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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