Rev Roger, Sermon #75: Lurking Bastards and Ranting to an Empty Room

[Don Coyote]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Your shitneck quadrupedal behavior does that well enough for us thank you very much.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Your shitneck quadrupedal behavior does that well enough for us thank you very much.

When he's not posing as a troll, glimmers of funny show through. I'd be way more inclined to give this one a chance than any of the others that have showed up, if he ever stops trying (succeeding) to get a rise out of people.

[Phox]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Yeah, because you simply know the community here well enough to speak for it. I mean, after all, you've made so much in the way of constructive contributions that we are being completely unfair when we jump on you for saying half-cocked shit. 

Seriously chica, just let it go. If you actually said something that wasn't completely in line with what we expect from a troll from TOTSE, then we wouldn't treat you as such. But lady,  so far, you seem completely incapable of anything other than herpdederp crap.

[DECI4]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Yeah, because you simply know the community here well enough to speak for it. I mean, after all, you've made so much in the way of constructive contributions that we are being completely unfair when we jump on you for saying half-cocked shit. 

Seriously chica, just let it go. If you actually said something that wasn't completely in line with what we expect from a troll from TOTSE, then we wouldn't treat you as such. But lady,  so far, you seem completely incapable of anything other than herpdederp crap.

Your lazy pattern of attempting to not so subtly emasculate me by continually referring to me as a woman has been duly noted. Lets come up with something fresh next time.

I do think your proclivity to use gender as a weapon speaks more of your issues than mine.

[Phox]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Yeah, because you simply know the community here well enough to speak for it. I mean, after all, you've made so much in the way of constructive contributions that we are being completely unfair when we jump on you for saying half-cocked shit. 

Seriously chica, just let it go. If you actually said something that wasn't completely in line with what we expect from a troll from TOTSE, then we wouldn't treat you as such. But lady,  so far, you seem completely incapable of anything other than herpdederp crap.

Your lazy pattern of attempting to not so subtly emasculate me by continually referring to me as a woman has been duly noted. Lets come up with something fresh next time.

I do think your proclivity to use gender as a weapon speaks more of your issues than mine.

Gender as a weapon? Seriously? 

In other news, way to completely ignore serious advice, 'sir'. If you have no interest in actually contributing anything, then you may continue building your unlimited thread. Feel free at any point, however, to start acting like a well-adjusted person and actually do that thing you said about "Contributing meaningfully" and all of that jazz. 

[Kai]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Yeah, because you simply know the community here well enough to speak for it. I mean, after all, you've made so much in the way of constructive contributions that we are being completely unfair when we jump on you for saying half-cocked shit. 

Seriously chica, just let it go. If you actually said something that wasn't completely in line with what we expect from a troll from TOTSE, then we wouldn't treat you as such. But lady,  so far, you seem completely incapable of anything other than herpdederp crap.

Your lazy pattern of attempting to not so subtly emasculate me by continually referring to me as a woman has been duly noted. Lets come up with something fresh next time.

I do think your proclivity to use gender as a weapon speaks more of your issues than mine.

That this one is bothered by the idea of being referred to as female, id est, as they say 'emasculated', it says more about their rather typical misogyny than it does about Phox's predilection for gender fuckery (which is a known known). "For a man to dress like a woman is degrading, because you think being a woman is degrading."

Incidentally, it's only heterosexual males that seem to be able to use gender as a weapon in any consistent way, because they have the power. So your point is moot.

[Phox]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Yeah, because you simply know the community here well enough to speak for it. I mean, after all, you've made so much in the way of constructive contributions that we are being completely unfair when we jump on you for saying half-cocked shit. 

Seriously chica, just let it go. If you actually said something that wasn't completely in line with what we expect from a troll from TOTSE, then we wouldn't treat you as such. But lady,  so far, you seem completely incapable of anything other than herpdederp crap.

Your lazy pattern of attempting to not so subtly emasculate me by continually referring to me as a woman has been duly noted. Lets come up with something fresh next time.

I do think your proclivity to use gender as a weapon speaks more of your issues than mine.

That this one is bothered by the idea of being referred to as female, id est, as they say 'emasculated', it says more about their rather typical misogyny than it does about Phox's predilection for gender fuckery (which is a known known). "For a man to dress like a woman is degrading, because you think being a woman is degrading."

Incidentally, it's only heterosexual males that seem to be able to use gender as a weapon in any consistent way, because they have the power. So your point is moot.

She's just mad because we know the all important secret of teh internets. (There are no men on the internet. Fact.)

In a related vain...

ROGER. I MISS SUSAN. WHERE DID SHE GO?

[Don Coyote]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

Yeah, because you simply know the community here well enough to speak for it. I mean, after all, you've made so much in the way of constructive contributions that we are being completely unfair when we jump on you for saying half-cocked shit. 

Seriously chica, just let it go. If you actually said something that wasn't completely in line with what we expect from a troll from TOTSE, then we wouldn't treat you as such. But lady,  so far, you seem completely incapable of anything other than herpdederp crap.

Your lazy pattern of attempting to not so subtly emasculate me by continually referring to me as a woman has been duly noted. Lets come up with something fresh next time.

I do think your proclivity to use gender as a weapon speaks more of your issues than mine.

That this one is bothered by the idea of being referred to as female, id est, as they say 'emasculated', it says more about their rather typical misogyny than it does about Phox's predilection for gender fuckery (which is a known known). "For a man to dress like a woman is degrading, because you think being a woman is degrading."

Incidentally, it's only heterosexual males that seem to be able to use gender as a weapon in any consistent way, because they have the power. So your point is moot.

She's just mad because we know the all important secret of teh internets. (There are no men on the internet. Fact.)

In a related vain...

ROGER. I MISS SUSAN. WHERE DID SHE GO?

WHERE IS SUSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh sure, the decline in membership and posting has nothing to do with the administration,

HAR!  That's rich.  This, coming from the catamite of ban-happy Fang.

You're still here.  That's way more than your boyfriend can say about his modding.

While I won't deny I like Fanglkai, you have no idea of our history. That is why you fail so hard when you keep trying to score points by equating me with him. By all means, continue. I know you need some excuse to abuse my contributions. Whenever I voice publicly what most every member here is probably thinking, you can point at me, the bad guy, and use my membership at Totse to discredit and silence me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

[Phox]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

Yes, the Republic must be saved! To that end, we demand the immediate resignation of Chancellor Roger and the immediate reinstatement of Senator Susan!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

Yes, the Republic must be saved! To that end, we demand the immediate resignation of Chancellor Roger and the immediate reinstatement of Senator Susan!

Susan is a criminal and a traitor to the Empire.  As we speak, a Star Destroyer is bearing down on her ship.

What could go wrong?

[Phox]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

Yes, the Republic must be saved! To that end, we demand the immediate resignation of Chancellor Roger and the immediate reinstatement of Senator Susan!

Susan is a criminal and a traitor to the Empire.  As we speak, a Star Destroyer is bearing down on her ship.

What could go wrong?

Did you make sure there were no astromech droids badly in need of memory wipes running around on her ship? Those little bastards can get up to all kinds of mischief without regular wipes, you know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

Yes, the Republic must be saved! To that end, we demand the immediate resignation of Chancellor Roger and the immediate reinstatement of Senator Susan!

Susan is a criminal and a traitor to the Empire.  As we speak, a Star Destroyer is bearing down on her ship.

What could go wrong?

Did you make sure there were no astromech droids badly in need of memory wipes running around on her ship? Those little bastards can get up to all kinds of mischief without regular wipes, you know.

No, I delegate that sort of thing.  One of Admiral Piet's guys is on it, I think.

[Phox]

Looks like another attempt to save the Republic from Darth Roger.

Yes, the Republic must be saved! To that end, we demand the immediate resignation of Chancellor Roger and the immediate reinstatement of Senator Susan!

Susan is a criminal and a traitor to the Empire.  As we speak, a Star Destroyer is bearing down on her ship.

What could go wrong?

Did you make sure there were no astromech droids badly in need of memory wipes running around on her ship? Those little bastards can get up to all kinds of mischief without regular wipes, you know.

No, I delegate that sort of thing.  One of Admiral Piet's guys is on it, I think.

Well, Admiral Piet has always been a trustworthy and loyal sort. Just make sure whoever is in charge of the gunners knows to blow up any malfunctioning escape pods. We don't get charged by the laser, ya know, so no reason not to get all the target practice we can, right?