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Quantum jumping. No, really!!

Started by P3nT4gR4m, January 04, 2012, 05:02:46 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

January 04, 2012, 05:02:46 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Don Coyote

#1
January 04, 2012, 05:06:15 PM
AND IT'S FREE!!!!!!!

Cramulus

#2
January 04, 2012, 05:14:14 PM
I accidentally deleted 1,500 seconds from my alternate timeline.


One of my bathrooms is stuck in 2011. Will next month's water bill be charged to multiple timelines?

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#4
January 04, 2012, 05:46:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:

Nah, he's "the American Monk' transcendentalist spag.... complete with MIND POWERZ! The Transhumanists would sell you a video about building your iPhone into your arm  :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Igor

#5
January 04, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!

There's a page full of testimonials here, and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman


I sent them this:

QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!

This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?

I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#6
January 04, 2012, 07:36:24 PM
Quote from: Igor on January 04, 2012, 06:28:21 PM
So by imagining your way into an alternate universe, and asking your (obviously better) Twin Self for help you can improve your life?
I'm sold!

There's a page full of testimonials here, and you can submit your own here!
hxxp://customerhugs.mindvalley.com/testimonials/feedback/site/18/product/Quantum+Jumping/metric/life/company/Burt+Goldman


I sent them this:

QuoteI am a successful entrepreneur and amateur beekeeper from Grenville Wisconsin. Quantum Jumping has helped me make sense of something very odd that happened to me in October of 2009. As I lay in bed with my beautiful wife, I was drifting off to sleep when I became aware of a presence approaching me. Imagine my surprise when the presence came into focus and turned out to be an exact copy of myself. Almost!

This Twin Self was slightly shorter, unshaven, wore shabbier clothes and smelt distinctly of patchouli. He began to ask me questions like: How did I set my goals? How did I actualize my potential? Where did I meet my wife? If my beehive swarms twice in one summer, how can I boost the larvae numbers? And why don't Buddhists get more action?

I answered these patiently and he faded away. For several years I was unsure whether this odd event had occured. But now, after someone facebooked me to your wwebsite, I have found the answer! This was a less successful me, from an alternate universe! And I helped him (me) on his (my) way! Thank you Quantum Jumping!


:lulz: :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO

#7
January 04, 2012, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:

Seems legit.












:argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 04, 2012, 07:37:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
HAR!  This sounds like the Transhumanist spags.

I can't wait for LMNO to see this.  :fap:

Seems legit.












:argh!:

I don't see why everyone wants to live in RAW's books when there's a perfectly weird world right here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#9
January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple.  RAW's books are easier.  Don't like your life?  Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 04, 2012, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple.  RAW's books are easier.  Don't like your life?  Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!

If the universe has monkeys in it, you're no better off.  If you aren't happy HERE, you won't fucking be happy THERE.  Your other self is probably just as lazy, and you're just going to land in a stack of debt and poverty.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
January 04, 2012, 07:46:54 PM
Also, aren't you kind of like being a vampire or something?

I mean, what happens to the other you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#12
January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Although, that is an interesting backstory for Doppelgangers.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
January 04, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Oh, great.  So some freeloading bastard from dimension X is going to pop in, slice my head off, and steal my woman?  AND I WON'T EVEN BE DEAD?

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
January 04, 2012, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Simple.  RAW's books are easier.  Don't like your life?  Don't struggle changing it, just go to the universe next door!

If the universe has monkeys in it, you're no better off.  If you aren't happy HERE, you won't fucking be happy THERE.  Your other self is probably just as lazy, and you're just going to land in a stack of debt and poverty.

This is good advice for all of life, in general.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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