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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 06, 2012, 06:32:04 PM

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January 06, 2012, 06:32:04 PM Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 06:34:14 PM by The Good Reverend Roger
To the useless fleshbag(s) that I have offended with some of my more over-the-top posts:

I don't know how to act or speak like a "decent person".  All the "decent people" around ME spend all their time wondering what everyone else is doing in their own bedrooms, or what color the new family in the neighborhood is, or how often they drink (though apparently getting drunk is okay, if you talk about football or how wonderful the tea party is).  I can't think like that, so I don't know how to behave like that.

What I DO know is, The Discordian knows that if there is ONE THING, even ONE tiny little THING which another person can say in words or write down or photoshop which can cause said Discordian to have some kind of screeching hissy-fit "how DARE you?" reaction...Well, that is a handle attached directly to his/her fucking brain, by which The Machine™ can jam a steering wheel up that Discordian's ass and drive him/her around like one of those little Shriner cars - just the way it does its cogs, its pink teevee drones. It is the duty of the Discordian to purge him/herself of such weakness.

FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

That is all.  You may now go back to whining about what a monster I am.  If you have any further complaints, I'll be out stomping on kittens with Iason & Doktor Phox, so direct your pouty bullshit to ECH or Cain...They're always ready to dry your tears and hold your hand and agree with the fact that I am a wretched bastard that should be PUT DOWN AT ONCE, because they are STUFFED FULL with the milk of human kindness & compassion.

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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January 06, 2012, 06:43:17 PM
What a surprisingly good time for
:chekov:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
January 06, 2012, 06:48:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2012, 06:43:17 PM
What a surprisingly good time for
:chekov:

Indeed!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
January 06, 2012, 08:13:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2012, 06:43:17 PM
What a surprisingly good time for
:chekov:

Just to be clear, though I will not, as always, divulge who the author of the PM in question WAS, in this case it was NOT Holist.  In case you were wondering.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#4
January 06, 2012, 10:33:07 PM
I've got a pretty good idea who it was, and I approve. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 06, 2012, 10:47:54 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 06, 2012, 10:33:07 PM
I've got a pretty good idea who it was, and I approve. :lulz:

When I die, I will have the entire batshit file forwarded to you for your enjoyment.  You can repost, if PD is still around.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
January 06, 2012, 10:49:26 PM
I have no idea, and I still approve.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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