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I think I have my noob addiction under control finally.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 06, 2012, 08:41:42 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
January 10, 2012, 08:00:43 PM
I think you may be right sir.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
January 10, 2012, 08:03:24 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 10, 2012, 08:00:43 PM
I think you may be right sir.

Yep.  It's not just that the universe plays jokes on you, the universe IS a joke.  Sorta like:

QuoteMe:  Hey, the diameter of the universe is greater than 27.4 Bn light years!  I call bullshit!

Twid:  Hey, you're right!

God:  Hai guise!

Me & TWID:  PLEDGE!

This actually makes me feel better about pretty much everything.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
January 10, 2012, 08:08:29 PM
:lol: and the cool thing about it is the reason that the universe is so damn big is just as absurd sounding.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 10, 2012, 08:14:55 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 10, 2012, 08:08:29 PM
:lol: and the cool thing about it is the reason that the universe is so damn big is just as absurd sounding.

Wait.

What?  There's an excuse?  That makes it even BETTER.  This I gotta hear.  Lay it on me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
January 10, 2012, 08:15:56 PM
God: nothing travels faster than light.
Humanity: right it is impossible to go faster than the speed of light.
God: :lulz: not what i said! :troll:
humanity: :chekov:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#20
January 10, 2012, 08:17:13 PM
Basically empty space can and does travel faster than light speed.
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#21
January 10, 2012, 08:18:09 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 10, 2012, 08:17:13 PM
Basically empty space can and does travel faster than light speed.

RUBBISH!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
January 10, 2012, 08:20:14 PM
Lmno or faust might be able to explain it better but thats the case as far as i can tell.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#23
January 10, 2012, 08:23:01 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 10, 2012, 08:20:14 PM
Lmno or faust might be able to explain it better but thats the case as far as i can tell.

IT'S CRAP.

How does empty space "travel"?  I mean, I have a bit of an understanding of Ashtekar's idea that empty space has structure but not mass, but those little space-time loop thingies need some mass locally, just to be created in the first place.

This theory is full of poop.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#24
January 10, 2012, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 10, 2012, 08:20:14 PM
Lmno or faust might be able to explain it better but thats the case as far as i can tell.

:pope:

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
January 10, 2012, 08:25:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 10, 2012, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 10, 2012, 08:20:14 PM
Lmno or faust might be able to explain it better but thats the case as far as i can tell.

:pope:

Well done.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#26
January 10, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
I've been waiting so long to use that emote correctly.

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
January 10, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Maybe move or expand is a better word than travel. Either way it doesnt negate the premise that this is all a joke of some sort.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#28
January 10, 2012, 08:55:42 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 10, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Maybe move or expand is a better word than travel. Either way it doesnt negate the premise that this is all a joke of some sort.

I don't buy it.  I think the astrophysicists are in on the joke.  I mean, who wants to be the chump that busts out God's gag?  Ho ho!  Last time that happened, someone got turned into a pillar of salt, against a backdrop of the mushroom clouds over Sodom & Gammorah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#29
January 10, 2012, 08:57:57 PM
So the whole liberal atheist scientist gig is actually a conspiracy put together by non other than god himself? Fuck.
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