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Started by EK WAFFLR, January 07, 2012, 01:12:52 PM

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EK WAFFLR

January 07, 2012, 01:12:52 PM
Due to me living in the middle of nowhere, I have come into some trouble getting hold of lutefisk, and must ask (humbly I might add) to finish the video next week.

(AND NO THERE'S NO LUTEFISK SHORTAGE IN NORWAY!)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Don Coyote

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January 07, 2012, 01:24:17 PM
DON'T LIE. WE KNOW THAT 90% OF THE NORWAY LUTEFISK IS CONSUMED BY 1% OF THE BELGIUMS.
#OCCUPYLUTEFISK

Cain

#2
January 07, 2012, 01:40:45 PM
I imagine lutefisk smuggling is not something that the very thoughtful career criminal gravitates towards.

Just imagine being cornered by the police and having to eat the evidence.  Butter is a much safer option.

Don Coyote

#3
January 07, 2012, 01:41:44 PM
And probably easier to hid in your butt.

EK WAFFLR

#4
January 07, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
I may have found a solution. Me mum probably has.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 07, 2012, 04:01:44 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 07, 2012, 01:41:44 PM
And probably easier to hid in your butt.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 07, 2012, 04:02:04 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 07, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
I may have found a solution. Me mum probably has.

That is a very awkward post to follow Coyote's.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

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January 07, 2012, 04:03:38 PM

EK WAFFLR

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January 07, 2012, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2012, 04:02:04 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 07, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
I may have found a solution. Me mum probably has.

That is a very awkward post to follow Coyote's.

I usually bring food from me mum home in my butt.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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January 07, 2012, 04:50:07 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 07, 2012, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2012, 04:02:04 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 07, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
I may have found a solution. Me mum probably has.

That is a very awkward post to follow Coyote's.

I usually bring food from me mum home in my butt.

So as to improve the taste of the lutefisk?


Also, middle of nowhere? Aren't you from Oslo?
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EK WAFFLR

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January 07, 2012, 04:52:15 PM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on January 07, 2012, 04:50:07 PM
So as to improve the taste of the lutefisk?


Also, middle of nowhere? Aren't you from Oslo?


LUTEFISK CANNOT BE IMPROVED!

I live in a tiny town an hour outside of oslo.
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Nephew Twiddleton

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January 07, 2012, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 07, 2012, 04:52:15 PM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on January 07, 2012, 04:50:07 PM
So as to improve the taste of the lutefisk?


Also, middle of nowhere? Aren't you from Oslo?


LUTEFISK CANNOT BE IMPROVED!

I live in a tiny town an hour outside of oslo.

Ah. Kinda like North Andover. Gotcha.
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Triple Zero

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January 07, 2012, 08:45:37 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 07, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
I may have found a solution.

Yes, lye tends to have that effect on organic matter.
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EK WAFFLR

#13
January 07, 2012, 08:47:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2012, 08:45:37 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 07, 2012, 02:35:24 PM
I may have found a solution.

Yes, lye tends to have that effect on organic matter.

Damn it!
I keep walking into these.
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