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How do you feel about the announced D&D 5th Edition (SURPRISE!)?

WHAT? I NEED IT NOW!
2 (11.1%)
Ummm... don't I already have 4E, Pathfinder, and nonD&D games to play?
7 (38.9%)
Meh.
0 (0%)
Double Meh.
4 (22.2%)
Fnord.
5 (27.8%)

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #75 on: January 13, 2012, 06:50:42 pm »
Knowing WOTC, they'll probably use The Game Company or someone else known for their incompete, shoddy, glitchy and cheap exercises in money making and blatant lying to customers.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #76 on: January 13, 2012, 07:09:28 pm »
Holyshit, are those kappa ninja turtles? And the dude from MediEvil?


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Kappa and a Grave knight, I think, yes. 

But :lol: funny pictures.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #77 on: January 13, 2012, 07:25:14 pm »
A grave knight?



Why so serious?

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #78 on: January 13, 2012, 07:32:50 pm »
A grave knight?



Why so serious?

You made me giggle like a loon.  :lol:

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #79 on: January 13, 2012, 07:39:02 pm »

Check it out:



Coincidence? :fnord:

It's a cyclops!  So yes, Coincidence.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #80 on: January 18, 2012, 06:12:24 am »
Fuck. Soo funny. Dieing.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2012, 06:20:56 am »

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2012, 02:36:41 pm »
Fuck. Soo funny. Dieing.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #83 on: October 06, 2012, 08:10:59 pm »
BUMP because WOTC is working on a new edition. :lulz:

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #84 on: October 06, 2012, 09:53:21 pm »
BUMP because WOTC is working on a new edition. :lulz:

WHAT?
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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #85 on: October 06, 2012, 09:59:57 pm »
BUMP because WOTC is working on a new edition. :lulz:

WHAT?

http://community.wizards.com/go/forum/view/75882/135766/DD_Next_General_Discussion
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDNext.aspx

I've got a copy of the playtest rules, and it looks like really old DnD with new DnD conceits in it, and not much in the way of 4eisms......so far.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #86 on: October 06, 2012, 10:03:52 pm »
BUMP because WOTC is working on a new edition. :lulz:

WHAT?

http://community.wizards.com/go/forum/view/75882/135766/DD_Next_General_Discussion
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDNext.aspx

I've got a copy of the playtest rules, and it looks like really old DnD with new DnD conceits in it, and not much in the way of 4eisms......so far.

Fuck 'em anyway.  Hasbro gets none of my money.
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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #87 on: October 06, 2012, 10:06:14 pm »
BUMP because WOTC is working on a new edition. :lulz:

WHAT?

http://community.wizards.com/go/forum/view/75882/135766/DD_Next_General_Discussion
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/DnDNext.aspx

I've got a copy of the playtest rules, and it looks like really old DnD with new DnD conceits in it, and not much in the way of 4eisms......so far.

Fuck 'em anyway.  Hasbro gets none of my money.

My feelings exactly.

1. fuck tiny ass splats that cost $35
2. fuck not being able to play what I wanted out of the box in 4e and having to use 3 different books for that
3. fuck everyone being a wizard of some kind.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #88 on: November 14, 2013, 05:49:21 am »
I abandoned WotC's products in disgust when 4e came out. Every good thing the Hasboro corporation touches eventually turns to shit
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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #89 on: November 14, 2013, 03:53:05 pm »
for what it's worth, the D&D Next rules kick ass

still need some stuff ironed out, but I love the direction they went.