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How do you feel about the announced D&D 5th Edition (SURPRISE!)?

WHAT? I NEED IT NOW!
2 (11.8%)
Ummm... don't I already have 4E, Pathfinder, and nonD&D games to play?
7 (41.2%)
Meh.
0 (0%)
Double Meh.
4 (23.5%)
Fnord.
4 (23.5%)

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #120 on: November 04, 2019, 07:18:12 am »
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #121 on: November 04, 2019, 10:58:41 am »
If I buy a Funko Pop, do I at least get a permanent stat or skill increase?

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #122 on: November 04, 2019, 01:14:37 pm »
If I buy a Funko Pop, do I at least get a permanent stat or skill increase?

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #123 on: November 04, 2019, 01:49:59 pm »
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #124 on: November 04, 2019, 02:16:09 pm »
Having gone and looked it up, D&D is up 30% in sales this year.
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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #125 on: November 05, 2019, 07:47:36 pm »
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body’s water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there’s not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

When I went to comic book stores in Tucson they were indeed half full of funko pops...

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #126 on: November 05, 2019, 10:45:31 pm »
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body’s water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there’s not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

When I went to comic book stores in Tucson they were indeed half full of funko pops...

We're talking about game shops.  Comic shops are an entirely different thing, and seem to be full of Utah and failure.
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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #127 on: November 06, 2019, 12:06:06 am »
There’s no distinction between the two in most of the US, except the comics are in the back or upstairs or otherwise kept in quarantine.
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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #128 on: November 11, 2019, 05:56:26 pm »
I just looked up what a "funko pop" was. I've spotted them before. I think they should include an armed complimentary poison needle trap.

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #129 on: November 11, 2019, 06:26:53 pm »
I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.


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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #130 on: November 11, 2019, 09:20:21 pm »
I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.



I'm having a hard time finding one that tops Bob Ross:


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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #131 on: November 11, 2019, 09:51:23 pm »
I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.



I'm having a hard time finding one that tops Bob Ross:



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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #132 on: November 12, 2019, 01:04:20 pm »
Where is your god now?

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« Reply #133 on: November 12, 2019, 11:43:45 pm »
Holy shit

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Re: Official D&D 5E Announcement
« Reply #134 on: November 13, 2019, 12:18:13 am »
Where is your god now?

In a package, apparently.   :lulz:
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