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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 10, 2012, 07:43:49 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

January 10, 2012, 07:43:49 AM
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2012/01/explosions_echo_area_near_sout.html

What this story doesn't mention is that Danny Chaoflux is in the hospital being treated for injuries to his hands and arm from subduing the gunman while the dude and his kid escaped.

I don't have the full story yet, but I did hear that the wounds aren't major.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faust

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January 10, 2012, 09:15:05 AM
Holy shit....
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Cain

#2
January 10, 2012, 09:57:01 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this kind of thing isn't usual for Portland?

Good to hear Danny's doing well.

Telarus

#3
January 10, 2012, 10:11:57 AM
Holyshit! Danny fucking Chaoflux. Badass!

Good to hear he's doing well.
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January 10, 2012, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 10, 2012, 09:57:01 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this kind of thing isn't usual for Portland?

Good to hear Danny's doing well.

Not usual for that area of Portland, see one of the satirical comments on the OregonLive story:

QuoteMore than a couple laws were broken during this incident, including the law that states such situations should only happen in my neighborhood, North Portland. Maybe the police can re-write their reports and the media can place this as occurring in my hood. That is the only place crimes such as this should be reported via the media.
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#5
January 10, 2012, 11:46:30 AM
Regards to your friend. I propose an Irish-esque toast:
"May the healin' go fast, the Demerol go slow and may ye receive much assistance polishin' the "figurine" erected in yer honour until yer hand heals enough to do it y'self!"

*taps the bar*

Cain

#6
January 10, 2012, 12:03:22 PM
I'll be honest: at first, I thought this topic was about Prince Philip.

"The old bastard's been shouting at foreigners again and gone and had a heart attack, hasn't he?"

Cramulus

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January 10, 2012, 03:57:23 PM Last Edit: January 14, 2012, 09:17:24 AM by Faust
Removed at Danny's request.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 10, 2012, 04:01:13 PM
Wow.

Send my best to him.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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January 10, 2012, 04:07:51 PM
Also, Portland.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
January 10, 2012, 04:13:25 PM
That is a CRAZY fucking story. Also, fucking cops.

I'm glad Danny is going to be OK. Love that dude.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#11
January 10, 2012, 04:31:03 PM
Useless trivia:
The reason he was concerned about clean socks is most likely because he's been to jail before and knows that it takes a couple days to process you and sometimes as much as a week before they let you buy a $18 pack of clean socks.

Every person I know who knows they have a warrant on them or knows they're getting arrested will double and triple up on socks, underwear and t-shirts. Usually, the cops will even let them go in the house to do it if they're polite and not too cagey.

Anyway, glad your friend is okay.

East Coast Hustle

#12
January 10, 2012, 04:32:35 PM
holy shit, that was Danny Chaoflux's house?!?

hope he makes a full and speedy recovery. And I'm not at all surprised to hear that the cops were bigger dicks than the tweeker who was holding the household hostage.
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#14
January 10, 2012, 05:33:55 PM
Upon further review, I realized that the house in question is in Gresham, which makes none of this surprising.

(Don't bother pointing out to me that all of Gresham between 82nd and 162nd has Portland addresses.)
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