Coyote's Conundrum

[Don Coyote]

So it's been 2 weeks since I officially ended my contracted active duty time in the Army, and many of you know I was planning on doing ROTC and getting commissioned as an officer. But now I find myself going, "um....wait that is a lot of standing around in boots, not moving and pointless attention to details," and not wanting to go sign up for the sophomore level ROTC classes.

I've weighing all the benefits, money, healthcare, I get to play with military grade weapons, but I fucking hate formations.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My uncles co apparently gave him the heads up that they were thinking of promoting him to sargeant. He said he didnt want it mainly on the grounds that he didnt want to deal with officers higher up in the chain of command. You might not have the same qualms about that but it is something you might want to consider.

[Phox]

I don't really think anyone can tell you which is a better option, given that the benefits and drawbacks are based on your own evaluations.

Me, I'd go for it. Who doesn't want to play with military hardware for a living?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So it's been 2 weeks since I officially ended my contracted active duty time in the Army, and many of you know I was planning on doing ROTC and getting commissioned as an officer. But now I find myself going, "um....wait that is a lot of standing around in boots, not moving and pointless attention to details," and not wanting to go sign up for the sophomore level ROTC classes.

I've weighing all the benefits, money, healthcare, I get to play with military grade weapons, but I fucking hate formations.

Believe Dirty Old Uncle Roger when he tells you that there are things in the civilian world that you will like a lot less.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

[Phox]

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

A couple (unlikely) things change in the next couple years, and I'll join the Navy and do the same.... what if we had TWO? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

A couple (unlikely) things change in the next couple years, and I'll join the Navy and do the same.... what if we had TWO? 

"The Commander" is stationed at the Pentagon, and he apparently is at least an O6.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Maybe i should join the airforce.

Three discordians, and the one who has crippling acrophobia is in charge of all the airplanes.

[Phox]

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

A couple (unlikely) things change in the next couple years, and I'll join the Navy and do the same.... what if we had TWO? 

"The Commander" is stationed at the Pentagon, and he apparently is at least an O6.

Oh, that's friggin' sweet! 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Maybe i should join the airforce.

Three discordians, and the one who has crippling acrophobia is in charge of all the airplanes.

Noooooo.   Twid, you would be miserable in the military.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh i know. I just thought the scenario was funny.

[Don Coyote]

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

I doubt I would ever get that far, and if I ended up the General of the Army you would know this universe is just one big practical joke.

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

A couple (unlikely) things change in the next couple years, and I'll join the Navy and do the same.... what if we had TWO? 

"The Commander" is stationed at the Pentagon, and he apparently is at least an O6.

Oh, that's friggin' sweet! 

wuuuuuuuuuuuuut I think I might have blown something.

Maybe i should join the airforce.

Three discordians, and the one who has crippling acrophobia is in charge of all the airplanes.

Noooooo.   Twid, you would be miserable in the military.

This is probably true.

[Phox]

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

I doubt I would ever get that far, and if I ended up the General of the Army you would know this universe is just one big practical joke.

So... probability of success: high. 

[Don Coyote]

Also the idea of a discordian moving up in the ranks of the military is intriguing. Can you imagine coyote eventually becoming one of the joint chiefs? A discordian in the pentagon. Coyote you should shoot for five stars

I doubt I would ever get that far, and if I ended up the General of the Army you would know this universe is just one big practical joke.

So... probability of success: high. 

Also, Eris is a bitch and knows it would ruin my day.

[East Coast Hustle]

Maybe i should join the airforce.

Three discordians, and the one who has crippling acrophobia is in charge of all the airplanes.

Noooooo.   Twid, you would be miserable in the military.

he didn't say anything about the military, he was talking about the air force.