OK fuckers, which one of you do I need to slap for this?

[AFK]

Friend them and then start playing Farmville?  I don't play that game but someone on my list does and no matter what I do I get copious amounts of Farmville updates. 

[East Coast Hustle]

IIRC, band pages won't receive requests/updates for stuff like Farmville.

On the other hand, what if we covered a couple of their songs, did them 1000x better, and posted them on their band page?

[LMNO]

I like the idea, but my desire to do cookie monster metal isn't very strong.

[navkat]

But...then...we would have to play Farmville...

[navkat]

IIRC, band pages won't receive requests/updates for stuff like Farmville.

On the other hand, what if we covered a couple of their songs, did them 1000x better, and posted them on their band page?

And by "1000x better" you do mean that in the way that people say something is "Baaad!" When it's good, right?

Does this mean I'll be allowed to do "remixes" wherein I use an 808 cowbell and add hoovers?

[East Coast Hustle]

I like the idea, but my desire to do cookie monster metal isn't very strong.

well yeah, that's why we should be doing acoustic piano versions, with a childrens choir handling vocal duties.

[LMNO]

I bow to your exquisite arrangement skills.

[navkat]

Well, at least will I get to mix in jet-engine sounds and that awesome "Yoshi hatching from the egg" noise?

[East Coast Hustle]

OH OH OH!

WE COULD REMIX ALL OF THEIR SONGS TO GO OVER THE THEME SONG TO SUPER MARIO BROTHERS! LIKE THAT REMIX OF "CLOSER" ONLY A ZILLION TIMES MORE ANNOYING!

[Phox]

OH OH OH!

WE COULD REMIX ALL OF THEIR SONGS TO GO OVER THE THEME SONG TO SUPER MARIO BROTHERS! LIKE THAT REMIX OF "CLOSER" ONLY A ZILLION TIMES MORE ANNOYING!

I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS TO MAKE THEM BETTER, NOT.... 

... Okay, i see your point. 

[navkat]

OH OH OH!

WE COULD REMIX ALL OF THEIR SONGS TO GO OVER THE THEME SONG TO SUPER MARIO BROTHERS! LIKE THAT REMIX OF "CLOSER" ONLY A ZILLION TIMES MORE ANNOYING!

Unadulterated brilliance, sir.

And you say you're not formally trained?

[LMNO]

He hasn't posted there in months.  I just hit him up at G+.

Tell him to hit me on facebook (Hamish Howl).  I need some of the shit that was on his site.

Got a response, "proceed without caution".

And I told him to message you on FB.

You think we could do something conspiratorial and Illuminati-ish, like, "Did you think we wouldn't find you?  The Great Seal calls us like a beacon in the night" or something.

[Cramulus]

We should take the BIP documents offline so no more shitty people find it.

[East Coast Hustle]

I assume that's sarcasm, in which case way to completely miss the point.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We should take the BIP documents offline so no more shitty people find it.

That's hardly the point here, Cram.