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Your Sex Life In 2012

Started by Cramulus, January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 PM

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The Rev

#105
February 10, 2012, 03:49:11 PM
No Country for Old Men.

Elder Iptuous

#106
February 10, 2012, 05:47:31 PM
 :lol:

navkat

#108
February 10, 2012, 05:49:56 PM
navkat finds DEC14ths hott stripper girlfriend and scissors with her.

O wai...that's not in a book.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

The Good Reverend Roger

#109
February 10, 2012, 05:51:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 10, 2012, 03:49:11 PM
No Country for Old Men.

FATALITY.

CHARLEY WINS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#111
February 10, 2012, 07:12:26 PM
I know i'm late but i can't let this one go unposted:

From the book 'The Vertical Farm. Feeding the world in the 21st century' by Dr Dickson Despommier:
"The result was near mass extinction.":eek:
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Luna

#112
February 10, 2012, 08:26:56 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

#113
February 10, 2012, 08:29:15 PM
TITANIC!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Rev

#114
February 10, 2012, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 10, 2012, 08:29:15 PM
TITANIC!

That could be very, very good from one gender, and very, very bad from another!  :oops:

AFK

#115
February 10, 2012, 08:34:30 PM
That's what she says!

Sadly, my wife isn't as keen as I'd like to recreating the naked-on-the-couch painting scene. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#116
February 10, 2012, 08:58:35 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#117
February 10, 2012, 09:03:49 PM
Quote from: Commissioner What's-His-Name? on February 10, 2012, 08:34:30 PM
That's what she says!

Sadly, my wife isn't as keen as I'd like to recreating the naked-on-the-couch painting scene. 

AFK

#118
February 10, 2012, 11:22:37 PM
I would look FABULOUS painted as Spider Man. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#119
February 11, 2012, 12:32:13 AM
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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