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So, I was down at the game store the other day...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 25, 2012, 10:08:06 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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January 25, 2012, 11:29:30 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 25, 2012, 11:27:29 PM
He wants to be treated like an animal, right?

So I'd say the answer to your problems can be summed up in two words: BEAR SPRAY.

Smack 'em with the death glove, and THEN the bear spray.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#31
January 25, 2012, 11:38:19 PM
Find a brutal dominatrix to cattleprod him into the back room, shove him under a desk, throw a shop vac on the closest "part", and give you a referral fee for any subsequent clients.  Business synergy and all.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
January 26, 2012, 12:26:18 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 25, 2012, 10:13:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2012, 10:10:39 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 25, 2012, 10:09:43 PM
Cricket bats. Hammers. Entrenching Tools. Tomahawks.

All cost money, and would have to be disposed of afterward.

I mean, using that sort of shit on regular people afterward would be cruel & unusual.

Use pvc pipes. Schedule 40 is nice and whippy, but schedule 80 is heavier. It is also fairly cheap.

OMG

Finally I know what to do with the extra PVC in my basement!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
January 26, 2012, 12:33:19 AM
So, when I think of furries, the first thing that comes to mind is "fire".

I bet fake fur isn't very fire-resistant.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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