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Started by East Coast Hustle, January 27, 2012, 12:03:21 AM

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East Coast Hustle

January 27, 2012, 12:03:21 AM
Never put yourself in a position where your perceived manhood depends on impressing an ex-marine chopper pilot with how much bourbon you can drink.

Especially in an insular community where your continued employment depends on making a good impression, in that context.

ECH,

Currently on his second glass of NINE FUCKING FINGERS of Wild Turkey
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#1
January 27, 2012, 12:05:19 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 27, 2012, 12:03:21 AM
Never put yourself in a position where your perceived manhood depends on impressing an ex-marine chopper pilot with how much bourbon you can drink.

Especially in an insular community where your continued employment depends on making a good impression, in that context.

ECH,

Currently on his second glass of NINE FUCKING FINGERS of Wild Turkey

:eek:

Juana

#2
January 27, 2012, 12:08:01 AM
This is not going to end well. :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
January 27, 2012, 01:50:35 AM
And then ECH threw up on the captain.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#4
January 27, 2012, 03:34:37 AM
lie kHell! ECH is just fucking FINE !

I AM THE FUCKING CHAPMION!

WHy DOESNT HITTING THE RETURN KEY MAKE MY POST OWKR?


Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 27, 2012, 03:35:24 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 27, 2012, 03:34:37 AM
lie kHell! ECH is just fucking FINE !

I AM THE FUCKING CHAPMION!

WHy DOESNT HITTING THE RETURN KEY MAKE MY POST OWKR?

Have you been into my cactus, you bastard?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#6
January 27, 2012, 03:44:31 AM
OH FUCK!!!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
January 27, 2012, 05:33:06 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 27, 2012, 03:34:37 AM
lie kHell! ECH is just fucking FINE !

I AM THE FUCKING CHAPMION!

WHy DOESNT HITTING THE RETURN KEY MAKE MY POST OWKR?

Funny, I've drank with you, but never seen you drunk.  :lulz:
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Luna

#8
January 27, 2012, 01:14:12 PM
I learned my lesson about trying to keep up with booze years ago.

Kept up with an Irish former Marine.  On St. Patrick's Day.

Did not end well.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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LMNO

#9
January 27, 2012, 01:52:17 PM
ECH couldn't have been that drunk.


After all, he stopped posting here.  And everyone knows that when you're incoherently drunk, you must start a stupid and embarassing thread on PD.com.

East Coast Hustle

#10
January 27, 2012, 03:56:42 PM
I was drunk when I posted this thread.

And when I posted in it again, I was completely schmammered.

Nigel, you've seen me drunk, just not drunk on bourbon. It makes all the difference. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

P3nT4gR4m

#11
January 27, 2012, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 27, 2012, 03:56:42 PM
I was drunk when I posted this thread.

And when I posted in it again, I was completely schmammered.

Nigel, you've seen me drunk, just not drunk on bourbon. It makes all the difference. :lulz:

Troof! Bourbon and tequilla are unique subsets of alcohol

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navkat

#12
January 27, 2012, 04:48:04 PM
More of this tomfoolery, plz.

East Coast Hustle

#13
January 27, 2012, 05:12:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 27, 2012, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 27, 2012, 03:56:42 PM
I was drunk when I posted this thread.

And when I posted in it again, I was completely schmammered.

Nigel, you've seen me drunk, just not drunk on bourbon. It makes all the difference. :lulz:

Troof! Bourbon and tequilla are unique subsets of alcohol

See, I can drink tequila all night and half of the next morning and be just fine. Someone who didn't know me wouldn't be able to tell I was drunk.

Bourbon, however....that shit is like full moon to a werewolf.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

P3nT4gR4m

#14
January 27, 2012, 05:20:56 PM
Bourbon makes me fighty. Tequilla is like a full blown psychotic episode in liquid form, coupled with the urge to climb pretty much anything and everything.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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