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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Salty, January 25, 2012, 06:29:18 PM

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BadBeast

#30
January 26, 2012, 09:21:33 AM
Fuck Bonio. He's just a coked up dwarf with a hat fetish. Val Doonican was the first Irish rock star.
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Telarus

#31
January 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Epic thread.

Quote from: Cramulus on January 25, 2012, 06:36:56 PM
FUCK THAT! I AM NOT GETTING DIABETES. I WOULD KILL MYSELF FIRST. PEOPLE WITH DIABETES ARE DESPICABLE AMORAL HUMAN BEINGS AND I WOULD RATHER HAVE A DEER TICK ON MY EYEBALL THAN BE IN A ROOM WITH ONE OF THEM. I WILL NOT JOIN THEIR RANKS. THE ONLY CONTACT I WANT WITH DIABETICS INVOLVES HITTING THEM WITH MY CAR.

You doom comes Cramulus. It comes under the name PAULA DEEN: http://www.ecorazzi.com/2012/01/24/paula-deen-shocked-by-diabetes-backlash/
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Cramulus

#32
January 26, 2012, 05:33:18 PM




christ, what an asshole

Juana

#33
January 26, 2012, 08:35:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2012, 06:13:20 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on January 26, 2012, 06:06:34 AM
It's not like I lie about my intentions, Roger. "Oh, yeah, most of you probably won't come back. And there's a reason why the coyotes are following us like sharks after a trash boat. It's because as soon as we're near an appropriate ledge, I'm going to throw you overboard, so to speak." If they laugh instead of believing me, well. *shrug* I warned 'em.

And I guess you guys got advanced warning, too, thanks to Alty.

Well, who would believe it?  They probably chuckle a bit and say "SHE SO CRAZY", but then they're freestyling off the side of a ravine with no parachute.  Or it's "Here, hold this anvil", or "Smoke a bit of this, it'll make you nutso", or "does this smell like chloroform?"

I'd call the authorities, but it occurs to me that anything that empties out Fresno is a public service.

I think we all need to take a minute and reflect on all that we owe Garbo.
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CorbeauEtRenard

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January 29, 2012, 02:19:25 AM
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