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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT?  I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit.  Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass.  You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!

It's sort of like voting isn't it?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#1
February 01, 2012, 05:36:19 PM
Don't blame me, I voted for the other ass-cheek.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 01, 2012, 05:36:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 01, 2012, 05:36:19 PM
Don't blame me, I voted for the other ass-cheek.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#3
February 01, 2012, 06:22:08 PM
Auuughugh the existential shitmirth!   :horrormirth:

Suu

#4
February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.

...it really makes perfect sense.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 01, 2012, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.

...it really makes perfect sense.

This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks.  Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#6
February 01, 2012, 06:38:56 PM
What the fuck are you using for bogroll in the US? Sharkskin??
Try using kittens, or fluffy bunnies like civilised people!
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 01, 2012, 06:40:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 01, 2012, 06:38:56 PM
What the fuck are you using for bogroll in the US? Sharkskin??

Immigrants.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#8
February 01, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.

...it really makes perfect sense.

This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks.  Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.

Nothing is connected to my hiatus, I was more commenting on how your post makes perfect sense.

My cognitive skills are still broken.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
February 01, 2012, 07:01:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.

...it really makes perfect sense.

This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks.  Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.

Nothing is connected to my hiatus, I was more commenting on how your post makes perfect sense.

My cognitive skills are still broken.

Oh, okay.  Yeah, population density here sort of bottomed out below the critical mass needed for regular, reliably available daytime fucking-off-at-work conversations, and I've been just blowing my hate gland all over the place...And that gets me thinking about horrible metaphors like the above.

Also, it's Phox's fault.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#10
February 01, 2012, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 07:01:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
Holy fuck. I take a couple weeks off and this happens.

...it really makes perfect sense.

This has been happening non-stop for a few weeks.  Appearances aside, it doesn't seem to be connected with your hiatus.

Nothing is connected to my hiatus, I was more commenting on how your post makes perfect sense.

My cognitive skills are still broken.

Oh, okay.  Yeah, population density here sort of bottomed out below the critical mass needed for regular, reliably available daytime fucking-off-at-work conversations, and I've been just blowing my hate gland all over the place...And that gets me thinking about horrible metaphors like the above.

Also, it's Phox's fault.
OH HO! I will have a response to this this evening, as I have to fuck off to class now. But my people will begin work on an Official Statement and Declaration of Drone Warfare.  :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 01, 2012, 07:05:16 PM
Imagine my bowels turning watery with fear at the mere notion of said statement.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#12
February 01, 2012, 07:10:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 07:05:16 PM
Imagine my bowels turning watery with fear at the mere notion of said statement.

:aaa:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
February 01, 2012, 07:12:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 07:10:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 07:05:16 PM
Imagine my bowels turning watery with fear at the mere notion of said statement.

:aaa:

Yeeeeah.  I need to change the tile in my office now.

And repaint the wall behind what used to be my desk.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#14
February 01, 2012, 07:12:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT?  I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit.  Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass.  You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!

It's sort of like voting isn't it?



:lulz:

Yep, if you don't do it you'll smell like an anarchist.
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