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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM

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BadBeast

#15
February 01, 2012, 07:13:29 PM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
February 01, 2012, 07:14:42 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#17
February 01, 2012, 07:16:37 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 01, 2012, 07:13:29 PM


HOLY FUCK.

:spittake:

Roger needs to see this immediately, can you email it to him at work?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
February 01, 2012, 07:18:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2012, 07:16:37 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 01, 2012, 07:13:29 PM


HOLY FUCK.

:spittake:

Roger needs to see this immediately, can you email it to him at work?

Nope.

But Trip or Cain could host it here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
February 01, 2012, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT?  I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit.  Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass.  You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!

It's sort of like voting isn't it?

So what you're saying is that our political system really needs a bidet?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
February 01, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 01, 2012, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT?  I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit.  Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass.  You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!

It's sort of like voting isn't it?

So what you're saying is that our political system really needs a bidet?

We can't let French people tell us how to run our nation, Nigel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#21
February 01, 2012, 08:25:15 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
February 02, 2012, 03:23:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 01, 2012, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2012, 05:30:14 PM
You know how it is when you go to the toilet and you take a REALLY BIG SHIT?  I mean a really gut wrenching, too much turkey chili, booze, and cheese shit.  Then you wipe and you can't get all of the shit off of you ass.  You keep wiping and wiping until the brown on the toilet paper is mixed with blood and your asshole hurts from all of the friction and it doesn't matter HOW MANY TIMES YOU WIPE YOUR ASS THE SHIT IS STILL THERE!

It's sort of like voting isn't it?

So what you're saying is that our political system really needs a bidet?

We can't let French people tell us how to run our nation, Nigel.

DAMN THE FRENCH! :crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#23
February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".

My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).

Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".

My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).

Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox

I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.

Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#25
February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".

My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).

Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox

I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.

Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!  :magick:

Luna

#26
February 03, 2012, 01:56:49 PM
I appreciate the advance warning, and have had my father evacuated from Kentucky.

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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#27
February 03, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".

My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).

Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox

I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.

Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!  :magick:

Good.  Albuquerque is a bad place, full of bad people, and is so far away from Tucson that we wouldn't even NOTICE the radiation.  Hell, it might IMPROVE things.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#28
February 03, 2012, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".

My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).

Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox

I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.

Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!  :magick:

Good.  Albuquerque is a bad place, full of bad people, and is so far away from Tucson that we wouldn't even NOTICE the radiation.  Hell, it might IMPROVE things.
That's the plan. I think that New Mexico needs more places that resemble smoking, radioactive craters, and that seems like a good starting point. And since often complain about the web-toed freaks making their way up the country, Kentucky is a good place to start nipping them in the bud. Then you can move on to the Missouri Ozarks (and if you accidentally Arkansas as well, no one will notice except Wal-Mart).

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
February 03, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 03, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 01:53:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on February 02, 2012, 04:30:55 AM
To The Good Reverend Roger:
Doktor-General M. Phox greets you with all do respect. May your hairy body be free of lice for the rest of your days.
RE: The matter of words spoken by a certain party in regards to the alleged chemical weapons malfunction that resulted in the occurrence known only as "The Incident".

My advisers have informed that outright war is out of the question, but unmanned drones, courtesy of the Chicago PD, are allowed to cross sovereign borders and kill thousands, and this is not considered an act of war. However, i believe the rules of the Geneva convention state that the States of Illinois and Arizona are considered non-combatants, so all of this warfare must be conducted in New Mexico, Texas, Kentucky, and Missouri. While we feel that this is no great loss, we feel that it is necessary to give you the option of a more peacable resolution to this disagreement. If you so desire to avoid pointless bloodshed, then we shall settle this with a basketball game between all of the women that Wilt Chamberlain slept with and Magic Johnson's AIDS. (For those interested in betting, the odds are calculated at 5 to 1 in favor of the AIDS, 15-point spread).

Venomously Yours,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox

I refuse, and drop my pance in your general direction.

Mostly because I want to see Kentucky take it in the shorts.
Then it is agreed. On February 4, overt warfare may begin in the streets of the aforementioned states. If you survive my imminent drone strike on ALBUQUERQUE! MUHAHAHAHAHA!  :magick:

Good.  Albuquerque is a bad place, full of bad people, and is so far away from Tucson that we wouldn't even NOTICE the radiation.  Hell, it might IMPROVE things.
That's the plan. I think that New Mexico needs more places that resemble smoking, radioactive craters, and that seems like a good starting point. And since often complain about the web-toed freaks making their way up the country, Kentucky is a good place to start nipping them in the bud. Then you can move on to the Missouri Ozarks (and if you accidentally Arkansas as well, no one will notice except Wal-Mart).

Leave the West high desert alone.  That's where Bernie Taupin lives.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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