Hypothetical question.

[AFK]

Category was glasses.

Spoken like a true PD pervert.



LMNO
-It's pretty annoying to clean them afterwords, though.

That's why I'm a monacle man, myself. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Category was glasses.

Spoken like a true PD pervert.



LMNO
-It's pretty annoying to clean them afterwords, though.

That's why I'm a monacle man, myself.

But how many times can you whack it to Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS?

[LMNO]

Category was glasses.

Spoken like a true PD pervert.



LMNO
-It's pretty annoying to clean them afterwords, though.

That's why I'm a monacle man, myself.

But how many times can you whack it to Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS?

That sounds suspiciously like a challenge.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Category was glasses.

Spoken like a true PD pervert.



LMNO
-It's pretty annoying to clean them afterwords, though.

That's why I'm a monacle man, myself.

But how many times can you whack it to Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS?

That sounds suspiciously like a challenge.

Never forget OUR little arrangement, LMNO.  I'm just holding off til my back hair starts to turn grey.

[LMNO]

Oh, lord.  My wife is going to be so confused when she hears the screaming.

[Cramulus]

in short: It's only weird because you're making it weird. If I came across footage of some girl I'd lusted after forever and never gotten to hook up with, I'd probably have to get treated for carpal tunnel later that week, just on principle.

ECH is right.

Twid, post the link already, we've got work to do.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

in short: It's only weird because you're making it weird. If I came across footage of some girl I'd lusted after forever and never gotten to hook up with, I'd probably have to get treated for carpal tunnel later that week, just on principle.

ECH is right.

Twid, post the link already, we've got work to do.

Tell you what. You can watch a bunch of glasses porn and then take a guess as to which one it is.

[navkat]

That can be kinda tricky though too, since it's like, "heard through the grapevine that you have a sex vid online. Not sure how many people have seen it, and I can't tell you who I heard it from. By the way, thanks for writing happy birthday on my wall back in August. It was very nice of you."

We have a mutual friend that I would trust to pass the info along for me, and that she would be comfortable hearing the info from.

Problem is that he's gay and wouldn't be looking at porn that had women in it.

Fuck that.  Either she already knows, in which case there's no need to say it, or she doesn't know and there's NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT EITHER WAY...So why shorten the time in which she can enjoy her life without that hideous bit of knowledge?

And if her name isn't listed anywhere, it won't come back to haunt her unless, well, you tell her.

RIGHTTT???

If you tell her, you're an insensitive wanker and if you tell people she knows EVER, you're a cocksucker. Your best move is to rub one out to it, get the novelty out of your system and have a really awesome secret that you die knowing.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That can be kinda tricky though too, since it's like, "heard through the grapevine that you have a sex vid online. Not sure how many people have seen it, and I can't tell you who I heard it from. By the way, thanks for writing happy birthday on my wall back in August. It was very nice of you."

We have a mutual friend that I would trust to pass the info along for me, and that she would be comfortable hearing the info from.

Problem is that he's gay and wouldn't be looking at porn that had women in it.

Fuck that.  Either she already knows, in which case there's no need to say it, or she doesn't know and there's NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT EITHER WAY...So why shorten the time in which she can enjoy her life without that hideous bit of knowledge?

And if her name isn't listed anywhere, it won't come back to haunt her unless, well, you tell her.

RIGHTTT???

If you tell her, you're an insensitive wanker and if you tell people she knows EVER, you're a cocksucker. Your best move is to rub one out to it, get the novelty out of your system and have a really awesome secret that you die knowing.

Probably not going to fap to it. But yeah. I'll keep my mouth shut and try not to feel too awkward if and when I see her in person next.

[Richter]

So, let me ask you guys a question about a dilemma.

Imagine that you're about to look at some internet porn, rub a quick one out and go about your business for the day. You start browsing a particular category (nothing crazy, just a specific thing) and you see a video that looks promising. You click it and suddenly you realize that the girl looks a lot like your old high school crush that everybody including her knew you had a crush on. It's an amateur video so it's plausible. You stop thinking about that wank entirely and watch the video in certain parts over and over to find out if it actually is. You try and listen to the voice when she's talking, try to figure out the eye color, and no, it couldn't be it's just a doppelganger.... and then she smiles and it's all holy shit it totally is her.

Now with this 99.9999999985% certainty that it's her, what do you do? Do you tell her that her porn vid is online? I mean, you were that awkward guy in the friend zone that pined after her for what seemed like ages and now you know what her vulva and titties looks like, and if you tell her, then she knows that you know what her vulva and titties looks like. But she is still your friend, if in a mostly lost touch with but can communicate anytime easily sort of way.

Ladies, what would you like your friend to do in this situation?

Save it until you have a use for it.  No good to come of revealing it any sooner or later.
It may never come up, but you can kneecap the shit out of anything with the right info at the right time.
Up to your own moral flexibility when "right" is. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So, let me ask you guys a question about a dilemma.

Imagine that you're about to look at some internet porn, rub a quick one out and go about your business for the day. You start browsing a particular category (nothing crazy, just a specific thing) and you see a video that looks promising. You click it and suddenly you realize that the girl looks a lot like your old high school crush that everybody including her knew you had a crush on. It's an amateur video so it's plausible. You stop thinking about that wank entirely and watch the video in certain parts over and over to find out if it actually is. You try and listen to the voice when she's talking, try to figure out the eye color, and no, it couldn't be it's just a doppelganger.... and then she smiles and it's all holy shit it totally is her.

Now with this 99.9999999985% certainty that it's her, what do you do? Do you tell her that her porn vid is online? I mean, you were that awkward guy in the friend zone that pined after her for what seemed like ages and now you know what her vulva and titties looks like, and if you tell her, then she knows that you know what her vulva and titties looks like. But she is still your friend, if in a mostly lost touch with but can communicate anytime easily sort of way.

Ladies, what would you like your friend to do in this situation?

Save it until you have a use for it.  No good to come of revealing it any sooner or later.
It may never come up, but you can kneecap the shit out of anything with the right info at the right time.
Up to your own moral flexibility when "right" is.

....

Damn dude. I doubt I would ever have need of this information other than if she went "Some bastard uploaded my sex tape, does anyone know where I can find it."

Though the concept of hoarding intel sounds fun in general.

[Triple Zero]

Roger is speaking the troofpaste. As is Navkat.

Forget you ever saw it.

This.

Fuck that.  Either she already knows, in which case there's no need to say it, or she doesn't know and there's NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT EITHER WAY...So why shorten the time in which she can enjoy her life without that hideous bit of knowledge?

And if her name isn't listed anywhere, it won't come back to haunt her unless, well, you tell her.

Especially this.

Yep. Not that we're particularly close these days anyway, but I do like to talk to her here and there. She's living out of state and has a wife (and no, that wasn't the category- her video buddy was a dude) and seems to be settling into the being married thing.

Given that, DO NOT TELL HER.

And most certainly THIS.

Save it until you have a use for it.  No good to come of revealing it any sooner or later.
It may never come up, but you can kneecap the shit out of anything with the right info at the right time.
Up to your own moral flexibility when "right" is.

Possibly this.






Also, fap. To something. Just fap.

[Richter]

So, let me ask you guys a question about a dilemma.

Imagine that you're about to look at some internet porn, rub a quick one out and go about your business for the day. You start browsing a particular category (nothing crazy, just a specific thing) and you see a video that looks promising. You click it and suddenly you realize that the girl looks a lot like your old high school crush that everybody including her knew you had a crush on. It's an amateur video so it's plausible. You stop thinking about that wank entirely and watch the video in certain parts over and over to find out if it actually is. You try and listen to the voice when she's talking, try to figure out the eye color, and no, it couldn't be it's just a doppelganger.... and then she smiles and it's all holy shit it totally is her.

Now with this 99.9999999985% certainty that it's her, what do you do? Do you tell her that her porn vid is online? I mean, you were that awkward guy in the friend zone that pined after her for what seemed like ages and now you know what her vulva and titties looks like, and if you tell her, then she knows that you know what her vulva and titties looks like. But she is still your friend, if in a mostly lost touch with but can communicate anytime easily sort of way.

Ladies, what would you like your friend to do in this situation?

Save it until you have a use for it.  No good to come of revealing it any sooner or later.
It may never come up, but you can kneecap the shit out of anything with the right info at the right time.
Up to your own moral flexibility when "right" is.

....

Damn dude. I doubt I would ever have need of this information other than if she went "Some bastard uploaded my sex tape, does anyone know where I can find it."

Though the concept of hoarding intel sounds fun in general.

Granted, this is my selective sociopathy talking.  It's easy in this case, I'm detached from the situation.  Everything inherently has advantage and disadvantage.  The only limit are the lengths and means you use to employ them. 
YOU do not have to be the one who tells her about it.  There are always options for setting up 3rd parties.  Especially the kind who are just about guaranteed to blab to her about it.

It's like having a single shot rocket launcher, in a way.  Guilt free, no strings attached.  Just firing the damn thing would be a senseless violent act.  Forgetting about it or "loosing" it would gain nothing.  Turning it in would cause a lot of questions.  Stashing it nice and safe though, you always have the options to truly fuck something if you ever have to.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

In the course of searching for another thread, I do have further info on this.

My old crush has a British clone.

Seriously. It's not her. But it may as well be facewise. I found an extended version in my... extracurricular activities (not tonight, but awhile ago).

The actress in question, while an extremely convincing doppleganger, is in fact British to my satisfaction (my crush was English American, but not British), rather than New Englander.

RWHN was right.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I also, forgot what I was looking for.

Hmmm.