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Okay, totally not kidding this time: Pics of TGRR shirtless.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 02, 2012, 02:12:56 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

What kind of sick fuck are you?  I look like a mop on legs.  IT'S ALL HAIR.  Do you have some strange fetish?

This is a family board.  Go look at pron or something (not you, Twid).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

What kind of sick fuck am I?

Well, the kind that would hang out with YOU, regardless of what you are or aren't wearing.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
What kind of sick fuck are you?  I look like a mop on legs.  IT'S ALL HAIR.  Do you have some strange fetish?

This is a family board.  Go look at pron or something (not you, Twid).

I'm likely going to avoid pron for a while. Now I'm afraid I'll see someone else I know on there.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Rumckle

Do you think I WANT to see you topless!? God No!

But this thread is like telling me not to touch those wires because they are high voltage. Fuck that, I'm not going to take your word for it, and since I don't have a multimeter on me...
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 02, 2012, 02:29:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
What kind of sick fuck are you?  I look like a mop on legs.  IT'S ALL HAIR.  Do you have some strange fetish?

This is a family board.  Go look at pron or something (not you, Twid).

I'm likely going to avoid pron for a while. Now I'm afraid I'll see someone else I know on there.

I should probably not alert you to the existence of www.isanyoneup.com

Especially since they post alot of naked pics of people in bands. :lulz:


Seriously, though. Don't go to that site. It's horribly unethical and I'm probably a terrible person for enjoying it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 02, 2012, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 02, 2012, 02:29:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
What kind of sick fuck are you?  I look like a mop on legs.  IT'S ALL HAIR.  Do you have some strange fetish?

This is a family board.  Go look at pron or something (not you, Twid).

I'm likely going to avoid pron for a while. Now I'm afraid I'll see someone else I know on there.

I should probably not alert you to the existence of www.isanyoneup.com

Especially since they post alot of naked pics of people in bands. :lulz:


Seriously, though. Don't go to that site. It's horribly unethical and I'm probably a terrible person for enjoying it.

Heh, yeah, not clicking it.


Unethical because pics were snagged?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
What kind of sick fuck are you?  I look like a mop on legs.  IT'S ALL HAIR.  Do you have some strange fetish?

This is a family board.  Go look at pron or something (not you, Twid).

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 02, 2012, 03:02:19 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 02, 2012, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 02, 2012, 02:29:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2012, 02:12:56 AM
What kind of sick fuck are you?  I look like a mop on legs.  IT'S ALL HAIR.  Do you have some strange fetish?

This is a family board.  Go look at pron or something (not you, Twid).

I'm likely going to avoid pron for a while. Now I'm afraid I'll see someone else I know on there.

I should probably not alert you to the existence of www.isanyoneup.com

Especially since they post alot of naked pics of people in bands. :lulz:


Seriously, though. Don't go to that site. It's horribly unethical and I'm probably a terrible person for enjoying it.

Heh, yeah, not clicking it.


Unethical because pics were snagged?

Even worse, they're usually sent in by jilted lovers, angry exes, or girls who are sick of creepy band dudes sending them dick pics on their cellphones.

Even worse than THAT, is that probably about 25% of them (50% in the case of band members) are self-submitted in a desperate bid for attention and/or scene relevance. Or because if you self-submit you get a cool t-shirt.

If that's not enough, sometimes the site posts a bounty on a particular person, with free swag given out to whoever is first to collect and submit naked pics of that person.

But, in an effort to reduce their karmic debt, they do give the occasional HERP ALERT, which has probably saved countless hordes of scene-queen starfuckers from an itchy burning fate.

Speaking of that, since you're from from Boston, they recently called out Sammy Adams for having herpes. Which is doubly funny since the guy who produces alot of his stuff (Matty Trump) is an old friend of mine from Maine and I can think of at least a half-dozen of my friends who have gone down to Boston to party with Matty and ended up sleeping with Sammy. Oops!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Like I said, I'm probably a terrible person.

But you should have known that already, since I was the first one to jump in here looking for TGRR pron. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 02, 2012, 03:17:29 AM
Like I said, I'm probably a terrible person.

But you should have known that already, since I was the first one to jump in here looking for TGRR pron. :lulz:

:lulz:

I figured that there wouldn't actually be any, since there never is.

I will be deeply horrified when I end up comfortable in the knowledge that it will never be put up here, click the new TGRR shirtless thread, and see exactly what was advertised in the title.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Also, I had never heard of Sammy Adams before. But looking him up I hate him since he is successful and younger than me.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Epimetheus

Will I get ze shirtless pics when I complete your Holy Quest?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 02, 2012, 03:23:11 AM
Also, I had never heard of Sammy Adams before. But looking him up I hate him since he is successful and younger than me.

On the other hand, everyone in the world doesn't know you have herpes, so you've got one up on him there.

(note: whether or not you actually have herpes or not is irrelevant. As long as nobody else knows, a little coverup will keep the good times rolling.)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 02, 2012, 04:34:50 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 02, 2012, 03:23:11 AM
Also, I had never heard of Sammy Adams before. But looking him up I hate him since he is successful and younger than me.

On the other hand, everyone in the world doesn't know you have herpes, so you've got one up on him there.

(note: whether or not you actually have herpes or not is irrelevant. As long as nobody else knows, a little coverup will keep the good times rolling.)

:lol:

I can definitely say that I do not have any STDs. A good portion of my partners were first timers (didn't seek that out, just happened). The only one who wasn't was a long term ex and we were both no glove no love types. Also, I've never had one of those "What the fuck is that?!?!" moments.

Nope, no interesting diseases here other than having a genetic proclivity towards cancer.

Twid
potential cause of death is genetic.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 02, 2012, 03:23:11 AM
Also, I had never heard of Sammy Adams before. But looking him up I hate him since he is successful and younger than me.

I first heard about him when I saw him on Conan.  Is that supposed to be good music?  Because it's really not.