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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 03, 2012, 02:25:33 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#15
February 03, 2012, 06:54:42 PM
Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement's.

WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER?!
Scream the bells of St. Roger.

Here comes some SCIENCE! to light you to bed,
And here comes a Roger to chop off your head!

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
February 03, 2012, 06:55:51 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 03, 2012, 06:54:42 PM
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER?!
Scream the bells of St. Roger.

THIS.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#17
February 03, 2012, 06:57:34 PM
:thanks: I thought of the last verse first, but then I remembered the rest of the poem and it was too good an opportunity to pass up.

LMNO

#18
February 03, 2012, 07:09:37 PM
Here Roger sits, broken hearted.
Tried to shit his hate,
and only farted.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
February 03, 2012, 07:09:45 PM
Red with rage and Cornishness
the Holy Man did roar a curse
yet another pinealist monkey
was filling his electronic inbox
with delusional rambling threats.
He couldn't STOP THE LAUGHTER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#20
February 03, 2012, 08:02:19 PM
I'm scared to post in this thread
Lest Roger put me to bed
Twixt him and resting rock
Or efluvia of meat sock

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
February 03, 2012, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2012, 07:09:37 PM
Here Roger sits, broken hearted.
Tried to shit his hate,
and only farted.

See, that's where you went tragically WRONG.

Hate shitting is just using poop as a vehicle.  But it gets in the way.  A fart, however, is nothing but PURE HATE mixed with the pleasant-smelling and refreshing smell of my colon.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#22
February 03, 2012, 10:19:36 PM
Ink blots, paper thoroughly covered, the shapes spring out.
     "Drip drop drip," it whispers. (Hush now, or it won't be heard.)
           The ink is dark and shadows play wistfully within it,

           Wishing you would join them.

           "j o i n  u s..." They chant, but you sense their mocking tone.
             shake  your  fist  at   shadows. Never mind the p a ssers b y. .. .

(in fact, damn them all to hell)


           Shadowssssss have no mass but have a certain density, and duration, in relation to space             and               current state of your reality.

but these ones on the pages have a present personality i'm not alone there's someone watching but its only what i've done here on the paper with the inky shadows shouting saying things screaming but there's no one really watching because there's really no one waiting in the cover i've created by the power of pen and paper dipping from the deepest sepia well

(breathe)

splashed upon the paper name it UMBRA let it dwell.
                                             
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Triple Zero

#23
February 03, 2012, 10:26:50 PM
wowwww that last paragraph+the bit after was amazing. Dimo you're on a rhythmical rhyming roll!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Placid Dingo

#24
February 04, 2012, 12:43:10 AM
Roger with his mighty eye
Scorches fields and burns the sky
Spits out fire and bladed teeth
And laughs as Calvanist Humans cry

"Thy evil face thy evil Tongue
Begone from us, o hairy sinner!"
Roger only smiles so wry
Then cheerfully eats them all for dinner
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
February 04, 2012, 12:44:16 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on February 04, 2012, 12:43:10 AM
Roger with his mighty eye
Scorches fields and burns the sky
Spits out fire and bladed teeth
And laughs as Calvanist Humans cry

"Thy evil face thy evil Tongue
Begone from us, o hairy sinner!"
Roger only smiles so wry
Then cheerfully eats them all for dinner

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
February 04, 2012, 05:46:04 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 03, 2012, 10:26:50 PM
wowwww that last paragraph+the bit after was amazing. Dimo you're on a rhythmical rhyming roll!

Dimo is kind of an amazing poet.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#27
February 04, 2012, 10:48:14 AM
Kind of.








(^^ I'm gonna leave it like that but because it doesn't carry well on the Internet I will point out that was a sarcastic understatement)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

#28
February 04, 2012, 11:00:41 AM

Cuddlefish

#29
February 04, 2012, 05:01:21 PM
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?
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