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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 03, 2012, 02:25:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 03, 2012, 02:25:33 PM
I would like you all to express your gratitude and admiration for my by contributing at least one verse of a poem, to be collected as a whole, to my amazingness, Holiness™, and blazing sexual appeal.

Because it occurs to me that 11/12ths of me deserves it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#1
February 03, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:25:33 PM
I would like you all to express your gratitude and admiration for my by contributing at least one verse of a poem, to be collected as a whole, to my amazingness, Holiness™, and blazing sexual appeal.

Because it occurs to me that 11/12ths of me deserves it.

I shall think on this.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 03, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:25:33 PM
I would like you all to express your gratitude and admiration for my by contributing at least one verse of a poem, to be collected as a whole, to my amazingness, Holiness™, and blazing sexual appeal.

Because it occurs to me that 11/12ths of me deserves it.

I shall think on this.

Just make sure it reflects my personal gravitas.

TGRR,
Is sure this will work out just fine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#3
February 03, 2012, 03:20:24 PM Last Edit: February 03, 2012, 03:30:36 PM by Luna
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 03, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2012, 02:25:33 PM
I would like you all to express your gratitude and admiration for my by contributing at least one verse of a poem, to be collected as a whole, to my amazingness, Holiness™, and blazing sexual appeal.

Because it occurs to me that 11/12ths of me deserves it.

I shall think on this.

Just make sure it reflects my personal gravitas.

TGRR,
Is sure this will work out just fine.

"There once was a Bastard from Tuscon..."

*edit for quote fail
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

East Coast Hustle

#4
February 03, 2012, 03:24:50 PM
Twas Roger, and the slithy spags
Did sign a pention in the thread
All butthurt were the libertards
And WHAT THE FUCK THE CAT PUKED IN MY BOOTS AGAIN
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

#5
February 03, 2012, 03:30:46 PM
they say eleven-twelfth of him can not be bared
to look at, so super massive it makes us scared
the raw brilliance of Roger's body hair

another eleven-twelfth one day came out in pain
unearthly noises left no thing without a stain
when the skilful holy man clogged another drain

the final eleven-twelfth will foretell your fate
horrors you cannot unhear once heard you are too late
illuminated by the whitehot light of Roger's hate
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#6
February 03, 2012, 04:00:49 PM
There was an old fucker from Tuscon
With backhair as thick as a bison
if he thinks you a pest,
he'll shit in your desk
leaving TP to write your excuse on.





goddamn it, nothing rhymes with Tuscon!  :argh!:

Luna

#7
February 03, 2012, 04:19:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 03, 2012, 04:00:49 PM
There was an old fucker from Tuscon
With backhair as thick as a bison
if he thinks you a pest,
he'll shit in your desk
leaving TP to write your excuse on.





goddamn it, nothing rhymes with Tuscon!  :argh!:

Yeah, got stuck there, myself. 

Roger!  The free market demands shirtless pics, for inspiration!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cramulus

#8
February 03, 2012, 04:42:50 PM
I once knew a jackass named Rog
who gets wound up like an analog watch.
   Is he picking up sand?
   No, that's shit in his hand.
So if he spots you, get ready to dodge!

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
February 03, 2012, 05:36:22 PM
 :lulz: to all.

I'm going to randomly pick someone to weave the final results into an epic saga-thing.

And by "random", I mean Waffle Iron.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
February 03, 2012, 05:37:04 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 03, 2012, 03:24:50 PM
Twas Roger, and the slithy spags
Did sign a pention in the thread
All butthurt were the libertards
And WHAT THE FUCK THE CAT PUKED IN MY BOOTS AGAIN

This one in particular hit my funnybone.  I can't stop giggling.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
February 03, 2012, 05:43:47 PM
Beneath the Holy City,
Tucson dwells, waiting.

Above, Roger roams the streets,
his skull full of bad signal.
He shakes his hear wearily
burdened
by thoughts of the hairless monkeys
that need to be dealt with
Hate collects in his bowels
and still Roger roams
with a hair-trigger sphincter.

And still, Tucson waits.

Luna

#12
February 03, 2012, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 03, 2012, 05:43:47 PM
Beneath the Holy City,
Tucson dwells, waiting.

Above, Roger roams the streets,
his skull full of bad signal.
He shakes his hear wearily
burdened
by thoughts of the hairless monkeys
that need to be dealt with
Hate collects in his bowels
and still Roger roams
with a hair-trigger sphincter.

And still, Tucson waits.

That is awesome.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

#13
February 03, 2012, 06:10:06 PM
A man can only be
What he is, and what he sees.
Roger never was the one
To complain or gripe or moan.
Or maybe Roger was one too,
And never saw the slimy goo
Congealing in the tank of his throne
Caring nothing for the lives
Of mortals, beasts, or birds.
One wonders how gods arise,
And HolyTM is made pure.
But it is easy when one observes,
but it simply should not be expressed in words.
The POOMP GOD is and always will
Reside in Tuscon, the City true.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
February 03, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
FUN FACT:  If you look under Tucson, you don't hit actual solid bedrock for 11,000 feet.  About 2 miles.  It's actually TWO MILES of dust and coyote shit, though the top has hardened into Coliche and after a few more feet it's all turned to aglommerate rock.

But I'm currently sitting on a 2 mile high stack of dust and poop, that rests on an ancient ocean floor.

And I think that's kind of neat, really.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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